Papelbon a Wild Thing
Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon has a new hairdo. And it is the most awesomest thing EVER!!!
Apparently, the haircut is the result of a bet between Papelbon and everybody’s favorite jackass, Kevin Youkilis.
Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon has a new hairdo. And it is the most awesomest thing EVER!!!
Apparently, the haircut is the result of a bet between Papelbon and everybody’s favorite jackass, Kevin Youkilis.
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January 7, 2010 - 8:06 am
I can’t say I’m surprised, considering it’s the BWAA, but still, when it came down to it, I was actually pretty sure that Roberto Alomar was going to get into the Hall on his first ballot, if only because he obviously deserves to be in and because the ballot was so thin this year, at [...]
January 5, 2010 - 10:35 am
Recently, as I was writing my post on why Barry Larkin deserves to be a first-ballot hall-of-famer, I got to wondering who the top 10 shortstops of all time are. In order to get an answer, I decided to crowdsource my question to the internet!
What I did was I went to Google and looked up [...]
January 4, 2010 - 1:25 pm
This year UmpBump continues its annual tradition of honoring the greats by casting our vote for who we think deserves to be enshrined in the National Baseball Hall of Fame. As always, we vote not just on players currently eligible for Hall of Fame voting under baseball’s arcane eligibility rules, but for any and all [...]
- 2:35 am
To my mind Barry Larkin is a stone cold lock for the Hall of Fame, even though there are probably enough people with short memories or who are just not paying attention among the BWAA to insure that he doesn’t get in this year.
Larkin had the complete package. An outstanding hitter with an .815 career [...]

April 24th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I’m more interested in the posts about Youkilis. The term “Brokeback close” needs to leave the American lexicon.
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May 16th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
You idiot – The Mason Dixon Line goes North and South. Learn your shit you worthless bum
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May 17th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Actually Joe, the Mason-Dixon line runs East-West. You are both worthless.
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May 17th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
I picked up Beltre in my league and immediately took a lot fo shit for it. I’ll stand by the assessment given here at umpbump. I firmly believe he will have better numbers–not the recockulous 40+HRs and 120+RBIs from 2004–but I’d take 20HR, 90RBI, and 20SB if he keeps up the pace.
Whether or not he can approach .300 remains to be seen.
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May 17th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Good grief….
Furcal was a computer draftee for my team (long story). I traded him to my brother for the OC (Orlando Cabrera). I also got Alex Rios in the deal.
Look…Furcal signed a BLOATED contract this offseason, one he didn’t deserve. I mean….c’mon, the only thing he does is steal bases…how does he get 10+ mill a year for that?
And he isn’t even do that well.
What a bust.
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June 1st, 2006 at 5:51 pm
Man….I’m sticking by this one.
The OC’s numbers have been so good .284 4hr 33rbi 8sb – for a guy that basically should never have left Boston (way to go Theo), that you CAN’T sit around a wait for Furcal to get it together.
Dump his worthless ass NOW.
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