Papelbon a Wild Thing
Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon has a new hairdo. And it is the most awesomest thing EVER!!!
Apparently, the haircut is the result of a bet between Papelbon and everybody’s favorite jackass, Kevin Youkilis.
Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon has a new hairdo. And it is the most awesomest thing EVER!!!
Apparently, the haircut is the result of a bet between Papelbon and everybody’s favorite jackass, Kevin Youkilis.
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November 8, 2009 - 12:25 pm
Here we go again. Time for another edition of our semi-annual “What They Need” series, where we play GM for all 30 teams. As usual, we’ll be suggesting subtle tweaks for some squads, and major overhalls for others. There’s already movement going on in the Hot Stove front, so there’s no time to waste!
Here’s a [...]
September 3, 2009 - 11:20 am
The 2003 Los Angeles Dodgers had one of the greatest pitching staffs the game of baseball has ever known. At the height of the steroids era, in a season when 104 players would test positive for performance enhancing drugs, the Dodgers hurlers posted a 3.16 ERA, good enough for an insane 128 team ERA+, and [...]
August 31, 2009 - 11:19 am
Okay, so at a time when most people are debating whether or not the Washington Nationals can even break .500 next season, this is going to sound more than a little crazy, but I think the Nats have an outside chance at contending next season.
I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but I am saying [...]
June 29, 2009 - 9:30 pm
We here at Umpbump have done quite a few all-time teams. We’ve also cataloged quite a series of Hot Baseball Wives. In this post, I will attempt the acrobatic feat of bridging the twain. Yes, reader: The All-Hot Team.
For reasons of attention span, or specifically, the lack of it, I am focusing on current major [...]

April 24th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I’m more interested in the posts about Youkilis. The term “Brokeback close” needs to leave the American lexicon.
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May 16th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
You idiot – The Mason Dixon Line goes North and South. Learn your shit you worthless bum
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May 17th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Actually Joe, the Mason-Dixon line runs East-West. You are both worthless.
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May 17th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
I picked up Beltre in my league and immediately took a lot fo shit for it. I’ll stand by the assessment given here at umpbump. I firmly believe he will have better numbers–not the recockulous 40+HRs and 120+RBIs from 2004–but I’d take 20HR, 90RBI, and 20SB if he keeps up the pace.
Whether or not he can approach .300 remains to be seen.
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May 17th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Good grief….
Furcal was a computer draftee for my team (long story). I traded him to my brother for the OC (Orlando Cabrera). I also got Alex Rios in the deal.
Look…Furcal signed a BLOATED contract this offseason, one he didn’t deserve. I mean….c’mon, the only thing he does is steal bases…how does he get 10+ mill a year for that?
And he isn’t even do that well.
What a bust.
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June 1st, 2006 at 5:51 pm
Man….I’m sticking by this one.
The OC’s numbers have been so good .284 4hr 33rbi 8sb – for a guy that basically should never have left Boston (way to go Theo), that you CAN’T sit around a wait for Furcal to get it together.
Dump his worthless ass NOW.
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