Jeter’s mini-balls

Posted by Coley Ward on Tuesday May 02nd 2006, 10:57 am, filed in News reel

Thanks to the good people at Gawker for drawing attention to this New York Post back page.

“And for some reason we’d always assumed he’d have an impressive package. Must be the ‘roids.”

Tagged: balls, Derek Jeter

6 Responses to “Jeter’s mini-balls”

Joe Says:
May 16th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
Laroche in Hebrew means “To the head” clearly where all of the negative attention is going. Go Nats!
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Danny O Says:
May 17th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
LaRoche, you must remember, has ADD. That must be what keeps him from focusing on my rather loud booing, which I have done on several occasions when he has failed to put wood on the ball with runners in scoring position.
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Adam Says:
May 18th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
I don’t know what he’s talking about because I boo his ass all the time. He’s horrible.
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umpbump.com Says:
December 18th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
[...] Speaking of LaRoche, he is suddenly a hot commodity. How did that happen? As recently as last June, he was one of the more mediocre first basemen in memory. Then he got benched for a lazy play, which inspiredÂ him to start taking his Attention Deficit Disorder meds. The restÂ is history. LaRoche was LaStudly in the second half of lastÂ season. And now he’s in demand. [...]
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mini soccer balls Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 1:25 am
What jeter’s tryin to get from mini balls. wow
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soccer Says:
May 13th, 2009 at 12:23 am
he should focus on threw snowballs
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