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		<title>By: Danny O</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danny O</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 14:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought they said flaxseed oil would make me MORE flexible?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought they said flaxseed oil would make me MORE flexible?
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		<title>By: Ump Bump</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ump Bump</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 18:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Uh oh... i think that &lt;i&gt;crack&lt;/i&gt; was the sound of my &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syringe&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;syringe&lt;/a&gt; snapping&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Uh oh&#8230; i think that <i>crack</i> was the sound of my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syringe" rel="nofollow">syringe</a> snapping&#8221;
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 17:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HULK GET MAD. HULK SMASH.</description>
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 14:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Goddammit, the BALCO guys told me black would be slimming.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Goddammit, the BALCO guys told me black would be slimming.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Mr. Chompers</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr. Chompers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 13:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i don&#039;t know why the fans give me such a hard time about using steroids...  how would they go about really becoming a giant?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i don&#8217;t know why the fans give me such a hard time about using steroids&#8230;  how would they go about really becoming a giant?
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		<title>By: Coley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 02:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if I can snap this bat over my gigantic head?</description>
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