…and why not?

11 Responses to “…and why not?”

1. LauraFries.com Says:
   May 12th, 2006 at 6:31 pm

   Wow! Everything on that woman has been bought and paid for!

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2. Pamela Says:
   May 12th, 2006 at 10:33 pm

   What is wrong with her boobs.. one is higher than the other.. I guess its true she’s all fake! As long as Johnny Damon is happy with those.. I have no complains here.

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3. Suz Tolwinski Says:
   May 24th, 2006 at 3:10 pm

   Dear Ms. Green,

   You are quite right to commend Mr. Ramirez for his artful epaulement; as he stretches his limbs out into second-arabesque tendue, he effects the climactic expectation of a powerful yet light tour-jete. As he soars around the bases, he certainly reminds one of the classic Russians of the pre-Balanchine, Diaghilev era. I would have to agree with you that the general lack of subtle coloring in Mr. Rodriguez’s base deportment leaves one with a dubious impression of the theatrical integrity of his “dinger” (to use the parliance of our times).

   Yours,
   Ms. Tolwinski

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4. Nick Kapur Says:
   May 24th, 2006 at 5:49 pm

   glissade? entendu? pas-de-chat? Are these even real words?

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5. Nick Kapur Says:
   May 24th, 2006 at 5:50 pm

   Its true though – Manny’s PJ was classic.

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6. dan eberle Says:
   May 25th, 2006 at 9:23 am

   Sarah,

   Awesome posting about the Sox-Yanks game. You’re right–the A-Rod moment was a great moment. So was Manny’s stylish homerun (which not a few yankees mentioned in the post game media session as being out of place…).

   Additionally, I love that you predicted the outcome of last night’s 8-6 defeat. The battle of “whose bulpen sucks less.” Although, I guess you could have gone further and just said the winner will be “whichever team’s starter can get through 5 innings.”

   Matt Clement. Matt Clement. Matt Clement. We should have traded you for a bag of balls from the Mariners when we had the chance in the offseason and kept Bronson Arroyo. What a blunder.

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7. Ben Says:
   June 1st, 2006 at 5:47 pm

   Yep.

   Fake titties for a fake guy like Damon.

   Are we surprised?

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8. robert Says:
   July 17th, 2006 at 7:14 pm

   I don’t mind fakenesssessss

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9. umpbump.com Says:
   August 14th, 2006 at 10:20 pm

   [...] (That’s HBW alumna Michelle Damon on the left.) [...]

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10. DrRosenRosen Says:
    July 29th, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    I bet she’s got a stronger arm than her husband!

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11. Hot Baseball Wife: Jeanna Millar | umpbump.com Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    [...] on the right, Michelle Damon on the left Tagged:  black hole, Jeanna Millar, Kevin-Millar, [...]

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