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Ladies, this one is for you.

11 Responses to “Write your own caption”

  1. “You’re not going to believe this. Now my pants are chafing me.”

  2. Sarah Green says:

    “I sure hope Sarah Green sees this picture. I was a fool to let her get away. A damn fool! Dear God, how I miss her! Sarah! If you’re out there, call me! Dammit! I told myself I wouldn’t cry!”

  3. “Who’s there peaking from the showers?… why it’s the ‘wolfman’!!!”

  4. Hey good pick. I was thinking when you guys were going to stop talking about wifes and start focusing on the players.. mmmm, very sexy! GOOOOO Burrell.. Pd: keep working on those muscles….

  5. Ohh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

  6. Watch your back Magnus ver Magnusson. World’s Strongest Man 2006 spells B-U-R-R-E-L-L.

  7. Danny O says:

    Wow, that chest wax sure doesn’t last too long.

  8. this is beautiful. how did i not see this column the first time around?

  9. all I can say is “Thank you Elizabeth Burrell” (Pat’s mommy)

  10. Title picture for Burrell’s book, “How to Look like a Fag while Swinging Like Girl”.

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