This story was sent to ESPN writer Bill Simmons by one of his readers and published in his Sports Guy column. It made me laugh:
Q: Went to the Yankees home opener and was using one of the urinals in the men’s bathroom. Two stalls over, a guy had his daughter in one of those baby papoose things around his neck. The guy between us strikes up a conversation with the dad. “So how old is she? Is this her first baseball game? Is this her first Yankees game?” Then he says, while talking stupid baby talk, “I bet this won’t be the only time you go to a Yankees game.” Just then, another guy walks behind us and says, “I bet this also won’t be the only time she’s in the men’s room,” and keeps on walking past. Welcome to Yankee Stadium.
–J. Coyle, Morristown, N.J.