Comments on: Uniform confusion http://umpbump.com/press/2006/06/19/uniform-confusion/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 20 Mar 2010 15:44:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: umpbump.com http://umpbump.com/press/2006/06/19/uniform-confusion/comment-page-1/#comment-710 umpbump.com Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:25:44 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=164#comment-710 [...] I really loved Nomar. Or, as we in Boston call him, Nomah. Or even as I sometimes call him in my dreams, Nomie. I do secretly suspect him of juicing (that SI cover bears no resemblence to the skinny prospect I first adored, and the man’s body today is basically held together with duct tape and silly putty where the connective tissue used to be). But still, I love. I love his hustle. I love his friendship with the late Ted Williams. I love that he’s married to Mia Hamm. [...] [...] I really loved Nomar. Or, as we in Boston call him, Nomah. Or even as I sometimes call him in my dreams, Nomie. I do secretly suspect him of juicing (that SI cover bears no resemblence to the skinny prospect I first adored, and the man’s body today is basically held together with duct tape and silly putty where the connective tissue used to be). But still, I love. I love his hustle. I love his friendship with the late Ted Williams. I love that he’s married to Mia Hamm. [...]

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]]> By: Curt http://umpbump.com/press/2006/06/19/uniform-confusion/comment-page-1/#comment-480 Curt Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:34:35 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=164#comment-480 The best part is she's more talented than Nomar. The best part is she’s more talented than Nomar.

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]]> By: Sarah http://umpbump.com/press/2006/06/19/uniform-confusion/comment-page-1/#comment-339 Sarah Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:52:51 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=164#comment-339 Careful, Ward. You don't want to get a closer look at those giant clodhoppers. As they, say, connect rapidly with your FACE! Careful, Ward. You don’t want to get a closer look at those giant clodhoppers. As they, say, connect rapidly with your FACE!

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]]> By: Coley Ward http://umpbump.com/press/2006/06/19/uniform-confusion/comment-page-1/#comment-334 Coley Ward Sat, 08 Jul 2006 20:25:11 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=164#comment-334 Mia Hamm is not hot. Look at those giant feet! Mia Hamm is not hot. Look at those giant feet!

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]]> By: Alejandro http://umpbump.com/press/2006/06/19/uniform-confusion/comment-page-1/#comment-328 Alejandro Sat, 08 Jul 2006 14:56:46 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=164#comment-328 Wow, I can't believe I never thought of her... She IS the hottest Hot Baseball Wife there is... Wow, I can’t believe I never thought of her… She IS the hottest Hot Baseball Wife there is…

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