Comments on: Fasano traded http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:48:13 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Paul Moro http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/comment-page-1/#comment-518 Paul Moro Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:19:48 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=270#comment-518 Aww, Jeb, you were winning before that last one! Aww, Jeb, you were winning before that last one!

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]]> By: Zvee Geffen http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/comment-page-1/#comment-516 Zvee Geffen Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:30:45 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=270#comment-516 Jeb, that was terrible. Like the Red Sox FO, you should have quit while you were ahead. Jeb, that was terrible. Like the Red Sox FO, you should have quit while you were ahead.

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]]> By: Jeb http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/comment-page-1/#comment-512 Jeb Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:40:23 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=270#comment-512 Wow- Sarah! You are unreal. Its a poem-off! (In iambic pentameter of course. Well, almost) Shall I compare trades to a summer's day? Theo art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling Roberto Hernandez's of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date for Soriano: Yeah,... that wasn't very good. Wow- Sarah! You are unreal.
Its a poem-off!

(In iambic pentameter of course. Well, almost)

Shall I compare trades to a summer’s day?
Theo art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling Roberto Hernandez’s of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date for Soriano:

Yeah,… that wasn’t very good.

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]]> By: Paul Moro http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/comment-page-1/#comment-506 Paul Moro Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:44:05 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=270#comment-506 Hahahaha. You are both brilliant poets! Well done. The Pirates *are* run by monkeys. Actually, wait, that is kinda unfair to monkeys. I feel like even monkeys would have turned down Shawn Chacon. Hahahaha. You are both brilliant poets! Well done.

The Pirates *are* run by monkeys. Actually, wait, that is kinda unfair to monkeys. I feel like even monkeys would have turned down Shawn Chacon.

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]]> By: Zvee Geffen http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/comment-page-1/#comment-504 Zvee Geffen Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:48:00 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=270#comment-504 I feel, for the Red Sox, that the limerick format is perhaps more evocative: A Half-Game Ahead By Sarah Green There once was trade deadline nearing And rumors were all we were hearing But four o'clock came The Sox stayed the same And relief soon gave way to fearing. I feel, for the Red Sox, that the limerick format is perhaps more evocative:

A Half-Game Ahead
By Sarah Green

There once was trade deadline nearing
And rumors were all we were hearing
But four o’clock came
The Sox stayed the same
And relief soon gave way to fearing.

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]]> By: Jeb http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/comment-page-1/#comment-503 Jeb Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:01:17 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=270#comment-503 I love the trade deadline, which is why I offer the following trade deadline haiku: Front office showdown, The Pirates, run by monkeys, Cashman strikes again. I love the trade deadline, which is why I offer the following trade deadline haiku:

Front office showdown,
The Pirates, run by monkeys,
Cashman strikes again.

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]]> By: Nick Kapur http://umpbump.com/press/2006/07/26/fasano-traded/comment-page-1/#comment-51731 Nick Kapur Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:09:31 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=270#comment-51731 He's definitely joining the Yankees. They designated Kelly Stinnett to make room for him. He’s definitely joining the Yankees. They designated Kelly Stinnett to make room for him.

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