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Posted by Sarah Green on Monday July 31st 2006, 10:38 pm, filed in WYOC

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Sarah Green Says:
July 31st, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Okay, to be fair, I stole this photo from SI.com’s funny photo reel. But their caption was so lame. “Nothing and nobody will stop Angels shortstop Orlando Cabrera from getting in his calisthenics.” Boooor-iiiiing! C’mon UmpBumpers. We can do better.
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Nick Kapur Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 1:33 am
Doug Mientkewitz never heard a sound.

He certainly never saw the double reverse inverted black dragon kick coming.

His death was silent, quick, and painless.
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Sarah Green Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 9:15 am
Ever since 2004, when they both served briefly on the Red Sox, Doug and Orlando have had what you might call a fire-hydrant/dog sort of relationship.
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Jeb Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 9:26 am
Doug to O-Cab:

” Don’t…. Move! I know… my contact…is right… around…here.”
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Jeb Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 9:29 am
In an unprecedented move by the commisioner’s office, Cabrera was suspended for 15 games after this vicious fart sent Mientkiewicz stumbling to the ground as he rounded 2nd base.

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