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1. Sarah Green Says:
   August 1st, 2006 at 11:13 pm

   The feathery baserunner soon took a brazen lead off of second, towards third base, but Sox hurler Rudy Seanez made no attempt at a pickoff throw. The bird eventually rounded home plate. Score it defensive indifference.

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2. Alejandro Says:
   August 1st, 2006 at 11:44 pm

   In all futility, Red Sox fans come to grips with the sad truth that 2004 was but a fluke and that the curse of the Bambino has reincarnated itself in the form of a black bird from Hell. And Jason Varitek’s injury.

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3. Nick Kapur Says:
   August 2nd, 2006 at 3:41 am

   This photo captures the exact moment when Cleveland Indians shortstop Robbie Raven tore his meniscus rounding second. If you look closely, you can see his knee wobbling and giving way.

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4. Sarah Green Says:
   August 2nd, 2006 at 8:46 am

   Unable to make a deal by the trade deadline, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein turned to the animal kingdom for help. “We came to a deal that works for both of us,” said Epstein of his new utility infielder. “One bag of seed for the season.”

   “I think he’ll add a lot to the ballclub,” Theo added. “He’s quite fast. His SLG might not be great, but we’re confident he’ll be an on-base machine—just look at his strike zone.”

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5. Jeb Says:
   August 2nd, 2006 at 11:51 am

   A properly executed “crow hop” seemed to be a thing of the past until Tuesday’s game.

   (Ugh.. I’m really in a slump since my Shakepeare butchering.)

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6. coley Says:
   August 2nd, 2006 at 2:04 pm

   Quothe the Raven about the Red Sox lead in the AL East, “Nevermore.”

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7. Stephen Says:
   August 3rd, 2006 at 1:27 pm

   FYI, Posted on the Boston Herald website, The bird did not make it, he or she was eaten by one of the red-tail hawks that live in the lights at Fenway.

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8. Duke Says:
   August 3rd, 2006 at 1:53 pm

   The Red Sox REALLY don’t want to have to play Ortiz at first.

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9. Jeb Says:
   August 3rd, 2006 at 5:11 pm

   http://redsox.bostonherald.com/redSox/view.bg?articleid=151176

   Grackle tackled.

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10. Nyssa23 Says:
    August 4th, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Hey! That bird’s stealing signs! Somebody get Bud Selig on the phone.

    (Damn, coley beat me to the Nevermore thing)

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11. Sarah Says:
    August 4th, 2006 at 10:31 pm

    That’s really sad, after escaping the spikes of Casey Blake.

    http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/gallery/08_02_06_fenway_bird?pg=5

    A little bit ironic (yeah I really do think).

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