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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s really sad, after escaping the spikes of Casey Blake.



http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/gallery/08_02_06_fenway_bird?pg=5



A little bit ironic (yeah I really do think).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s really sad, after escaping the spikes of Casey Blake.</p>
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<p>A little bit ironic (yeah I really do think).
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		<title>By: Nyssa23</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nyssa23</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 17:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey!  That bird&#039;s stealing signs!  Somebody get Bud Selig on the phone.



(Damn, coley beat me to the Nevermore thing)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey!  That bird&#8217;s stealing signs!  Somebody get Bud Selig on the phone.</p>
<p>(Damn, coley beat me to the Nevermore thing)
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		<title>By: Jeb</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 21:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://redsox.bostonherald.com/redSox/view.bg?articleid=151176



Grackle tackled.</description>
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<p>Grackle tackled.
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		<title>By: Duke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Duke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Red Sox REALLY don&#039;t want to have to play Ortiz at first.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Red Sox REALLY don&#8217;t want to have to play Ortiz at first.
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		<title>By: Stephen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FYI, Posted on the Boston Herald website, The bird did not make it, he or she was eaten by one of the red-tail hawks that live in the lights at Fenway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FYI, Posted on the Boston Herald website, The bird did not make it, he or she was eaten by one of the red-tail hawks that live in the lights at Fenway.
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		<title>By: coley</title>
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		<dc:creator>coley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quothe the Raven about the Red Sox lead in the AL East, &quot;Nevermore.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quothe the Raven about the Red Sox lead in the AL East, &#8220;Nevermore.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Jeb</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A properly executed &quot;crow hop&quot; seemed to be a thing of the past until Tuesday&#039;s game.



(Ugh.. I&#039;m really in a slump since my Shakepeare butchering.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A properly executed &#8220;crow hop&#8221; seemed to be a thing of the past until Tuesday&#8217;s game.</p>
<p>(Ugh.. I&#8217;m really in a slump since my Shakepeare butchering.)
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unable to make a deal by the trade deadline, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein turned to the animal kingdom for help. &quot;We came to a deal that works for both of us,&quot; said Epstein of his new utility infielder. &quot;One bag of seed for the season.&quot;



&quot;I think he&#039;ll add a lot to the ballclub,&quot; Theo added. &quot;He&#039;s quite fast. His SLG might not be great, but we&#039;re confident he&#039;ll be an on-base machine---just look at his strike zone.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unable to make a deal by the trade deadline, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein turned to the animal kingdom for help. &#8220;We came to a deal that works for both of us,&#8221; said Epstein of his new utility infielder. &#8220;One bag of seed for the season.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I think he&#8217;ll add a lot to the ballclub,&#8221; Theo added. &#8220;He&#8217;s quite fast. His SLG might not be great, but we&#8217;re confident he&#8217;ll be an on-base machine&#8212;just look at his strike zone.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Nick Kapur</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick Kapur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This photo captures the exact moment when Cleveland Indians shortstop Robbie Raven tore his meniscus rounding second. If you look closely, you can see his knee wobbling and giving way.</description>
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		<title>By: Alejandro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alejandro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In all futility, Red Sox fans come to grips with the sad truth that 2004 was but a fluke and that the curse of the Bambino has reincarnated itself in the form of a black bird from Hell. And Jason Varitek&#039;s injury.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In all futility, Red Sox fans come to grips with the sad truth that 2004 was but a fluke and that the curse of the Bambino has reincarnated itself in the form of a black bird from Hell. And Jason Varitek&#8217;s injury.
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