Invasion of the Pink Hats
Today’s Boston Metro rant: what to do about pink baseball hats.
I just couldn’t let that Alyssa Milano thing go.
Today’s Boston Metro rant: what to do about pink baseball hats.
I just couldn’t let that Alyssa Milano thing go.
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September 19th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
I’m against pink hats on principle…but I’m against all of the color variations out there, too. Red Sox hats should not be all black, or pink or green or that green and white combination that I gave my sister crap for buying because it makes her look like a Jets fan; they should be some combination of blue, red and white. And if the end result of this season is the death of the term Pink Hat along with the bandwagon that it’s associated with, so much the better.
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September 21st, 2006 at 2:21 am
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