Maggs (ex Sox btw)

Yes Joe, that’d be the D-Troit Tigers heading to the Post Season.

I can honestly say I’ve been here before; but for some reason, it does not feel the same.

Soon after the White Sox lose game 1 in of their 3-game series against division-leading Detroit, I will say, as I’ve said in years past: “Fuck this shit!”

This year’s team was supposed to be better than last years; we upgraded our rotation, we upgraded at DH (though Frank makes us look like tits [see comments]); we had Bobby Jenks for the whole season. But no; half-baked-Freddy, Huntin’ Mark, El Titanic Contreras, and Five-and-dive Javy couldn’t put together a decent string of victories early on in the season. I mean, Jon Garland was our staff ace! Now with the offense in a funk; with an overrated manager who cannot put together a decent lineup against lefties (essentially forfeiting the game before it starts); with a Playboy model for a left-fielder, this team (yes, it’s a ChiSox rant) is again at it’s underachieving finest.

We’re now 6 out in the central, 4.5 in the wildcard.

Fuggedabaouit. I’m rooting for the Mets in the post season.

No Responses to “The Towel is on the Floor”

  1. Sarah Green says:

    “Look like tits”?!

    Do people say that???

  2. Ok, Ok!! I get the point… he made us look like we were big hurting!

    Kick ’em while they’re down, eh Green?

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