The Towel is on the Floor

Maggs (ex Sox btw)

Yes Joe, that’d be the D-Troit Tigers heading to the Post Season.

I can honestly say I’ve been here before; but for some reason, it does not feel the same.

Soon after the White Sox lose game 1 in of their 3-game series against division-leading Detroit, I will say, as I’ve said in years past: “Fuck this shit!”

This year’s team was supposed to be better than last years; we upgraded our rotation, we upgraded at DH (though Frank makes us look like tits [see comments]); we had Bobby Jenks for the whole season. But no; half-baked-Freddy, Huntin’ Mark, El Titanic Contreras, and Five-and-dive Javy couldn’t put together a decent string of victories early on in the season. I mean, Jon Garland was our staff ace! Now with the offense in a funk; with an overrated manager who cannot put together a decent lineup against lefties (essentially forfeiting the game before it starts); with a Playboy model for a left-fielder, this team (yes, it’s a ChiSox rant) is again at it’s underachieving finest.

We’re now 6 out in the central, 4.5 in the wildcard.

Fuggedabaouit. I’m rooting for the Mets in the post season.

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  1. Sarah Green Says:

    “Look like tits”?!

    Do people say that???

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  2. Alejandro Says:

    Ok, Ok!! I get the point… he made us look like we were big hurting!

    Kick ‘em while they’re down, eh Green?

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  3. umpbump.com Says:

    [...] Now; if none of you know, I don’t like the Twins, I’m a South Side Sox fan. But as much as I loathe them, I can’t ignore the fact that it is BECAUSE of them that we’re not in the wild card/pennant race (at one point, they had a worse record than the Brewers – and yes, I know it is also the Sox own damn fault they didn’t make it ‘til the end). [...]

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  4. umpbump.com Says:

    [...] For the record, I may have given up before the ChiSox were mathematically eliminated, simply because I realized this team was going nowhere; but embarrassed? Mariotti, you dumb pundit, we won the World Series last year, we a have chest-deep rotation signed through 2007, we may sign a true lead-off man in Pierre, we set records in attendance this year; why would the Sox be an embarrassment? Tagged: None here! No Comments so far Leave a comment RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI Leave a comment Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> [...]

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