• HaroldHecuba: Mike Mussina is EASTERN EUROPEAN, not Italian....

So, I was talking with Nick about this whole saga, and thinking about Alejandro’s post (s), and it became today’s Boston Metro column.

(And just so he doesn’t feel left out, I’m sure I chatted about it with Coley too!)

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  1. Coley Ward says:

    Here’s what Bill “The Sports Guy” Simmons has to say about Kenny Rogers and “dirtgate”:

    Does anyone else believe that he planted that brown stuff on his left hand to deflect attention away from the fact that he fits every possible profile of a steroids/greenies guy? I mean, let’s say you just returned from a three-week safari in Africa and I told you, “Yo, there’s this veteran pitcher in his early 40s with a storied track record for choking in big games, only now he’s working on a 22-inning scoreless streak in October and punctuating each start by screaming after every out and stomping around like a crazy homeless guy trying to clear out a bus stop?” Wouldn’t your first thought be, “What’s he taking?” Instead, we’re worried about some mud on his hand? Somebody make this guy pee in a cup, please.

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