Comments on: Astros sign Fat Carlos http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:15:35 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Danny O http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-38501 Danny O Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:39:25 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-38501 Wow, I better talk to the trainer. This jock itch is really starting to get nasty. Wow, I better talk to the trainer. This jock itch is really starting to get nasty.

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]]> By: ceradruntee http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-38448 ceradruntee Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:14:06 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-38448 I'm sorry if this is off-topic, but I need some feedback. Do you think extended auto warranties a good deal? Thanks in advance for your input. I’m sorry if this is off-topic, but I need some feedback. Do you think extended auto warranties a good deal?
Thanks in advance for your input.

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]]> By: Zvee Geffen http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1194 Zvee Geffen Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:35:41 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1194 Alex Gonzalez tries the "between the legs" basketball dribble. Only problem---he was palming Julio Lugo's head, not a basketball. Alex Gonzalez tries the “between the legs” basketball dribble. Only problem—he was palming Julio Lugo’s head, not a basketball.

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]]> By: darthmoridin http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1193 darthmoridin Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:00:14 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1193 "I am squishing your head!" “I am squishing your head!”

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]]> By: Zvee Geffen http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1155 Zvee Geffen Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:24:35 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1155 Zvee my man. What is a turtlehead?? I think Dick Cheney sort of looks like a large turtle. Or tortoise. Does this have anything to do with Dick Cheney? Zvee my man. What is a turtlehead?? I think Dick Cheney sort of looks like a large turtle. Or tortoise. Does this have anything to do with Dick Cheney?

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]]> By: Zvee http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1138 Zvee Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:23:02 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1138 A turtlehead of enormous proportions... A turtlehead of enormous proportions…

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]]> By: Zvee Geffen http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1133 Zvee Geffen Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:17:19 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1133 Here, Julio Lugo performs an interpretive dance demonstrating how he will oust Alex Gonzalez from the Red Sox infield. Lugo choreographed the piece after being inspired by a Rodin sculpture, a jujitsu competition, and the anatomy of human birth. "I wanted my position vis-a-vis Alex's position to represent the rebirth of offensive capability at short, if you will," said Lugo. "It's about regeneration, the inescapable cycles of life and death, and the Oedipal urges lying fallow within us all." Here, Julio Lugo performs an interpretive dance demonstrating how he will oust Alex Gonzalez from the Red Sox infield. Lugo choreographed the piece after being inspired by a Rodin sculpture, a jujitsu competition, and the anatomy of human birth. “I wanted my position vis-a-vis Alex’s position to represent the rebirth of offensive capability at short, if you will,” said Lugo. “It’s about regeneration, the inescapable cycles of life and death, and the Oedipal urges lying fallow within us all.”

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]]> By: Dominic http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1130 Dominic Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:40:06 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1130 This is how we do squats in the Dominican! This is how we do squats in the Dominican!

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]]> By: Nick Kapur http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1129 Nick Kapur Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:13:49 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1129 Alex shows the Red Sox what he thinks of Julio Lugo taking his job away! Alex shows the Red Sox what he thinks of Julio Lugo taking his job away!

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]]> By: Zvee Geffen http://umpbump.com/press/2006/11/24/astros-sign-fat-carlos/comment-page-1/#comment-1116 Zvee Geffen Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:31:43 +0000 http://www.umpbump.com/press/?p=542#comment-1116 The real secret behind A-Gonz's good defensive stats.....plenty of boosts. The real secret behind A-Gonz’s good defensive stats…..plenty of boosts.

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