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8 Responses to “Write your own caption: Christmas Edition”

  1. Santa,

    We want fat contracts for undeserving players for Christmas!

  2. Interview outside of the Dodger’s Clubhouse locker room:

    L.A. TIMES: “How big was each one Mr. Kringle?” SANTA: “Holy Xmas! They EACH were at LEAST this big, the L.A. Ho Ho Ho’s are gonna LOVE them!…oh, you were talking about the contracts they just signed?!

  3. Nick Kapur says:

    Santa Claus is pictured here, along with the Ghost of Christmas Past, and the Other Ghost of Christmas Even More Past.

  4. Coley Ward says:

    I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was 12. And I stopped believing in Gonzalez and Lieberthal long before that.

  5. Sarah Green says:

    In a special Yuletide sponsorship deal, this holiday Santa’s elves will all be wearing Dodgers jerseys over dress shirts.

  6. So the Dodgers FINALLY hired a manager!!!

  7. That Lisa Kapler is one lucky woman.

  8. That Gabe is one lucky guy!

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