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December 7, 2008 - 9:50 pm
Continuing an annual tradition we began last year in this space, we here at UmpBump cast our ballots this year for who we think should be in the Hall of Fame who is not yet in.
The rules were simple: elect anyone you want, with no restrictions. Just like the real Hall, players who appear [...]
November 8, 2008 - 5:43 pm
Back by popular demand*, we UmpBump writers are already hard at work composing our semi-annual “What They Need” posts, where we basically play GM for all 30 teams. There’s already movement going on in the Hot Stove front so there’s no time to waste. Check back with us throughout the fall season for regular posts [...]
May 20, 2008 - 12:43 pm
“She uses an odd, side-armed delivery, and puts both speed and curve on the ball. Her greatest asset, however, is control. She can place the ball where she pleases, and her knack at guessing the weakness of a batter is uncanny.” - The Chattanooga News
It was a bit of serendipity. Yesterday, as our own [...]
April 27, 2008 - 8:33 am
It probably comes as a surprise to no one that the Washington Nationals have a pretty abominable team once again this season, and that they are tied with the Texas Rangers for the worst record in baseball at 8-17. That is exactly the sort of performance we have come to expect from the Expos/Nats after [...]

March 15th, 2007 at 10:05 am
“I just remembered, I’m allergic to the barbeque seeds!”
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March 15th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
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March 17th, 2007 at 11:28 am
The Fourth Little Pig soon regretted building his house out of sunflower seeds when Big, Bad Bobby came to blow it down.
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March 18th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
anyone notice the snot on the lens?
Gross…
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