Deja-vu…again.

markprior21.jpgKerry Wood and Mark Prior could start the season on the Chicago Cubs’ disabled list. In a move that surprised no-one yet frustrated many, Cubs manager Lou Piniella declared yesterday that the status of his two hurlers is still up in the air. For Prior, a career that so sparklingly began in 2003 when he propelled the Cubs to the NLCS has come to a screeching halt. The 26-year-old was 1-6 with a 7.21 ERA last season before bowing out with a strained right shoulder late in the summer. He is 0-1 with an 18.90 ERA in two spring appearances, allowing seven runs in only 3 1-3 innings.

kerrywood.jpgWood, who strained his right triceps while pitching against Milwaukee on March 11, threw 25 pitches off a mound in Mesa, AZ on Monday. The swashbuckling Texan still has not fully recovered from a torn right rotator cuff that seriously hampered his long-term prospects. At best, Wood would secure a spot on the active roster as a one-inning reliever, a far cry from the his twenty strikeout performance at Wrigley during his rookie campaign.

In a related story, Cubs fans everywhere have begun to relate to Bill Murray in billmurray.jpg“Groundhog Day”. As cinema-goers were left to ponder how many times Phil Connors would dreadfully awake to I Got You Babe, baseball fans throughout the country are left to answer a similar question: How much more of this repetitive disappointment can the Chicago faithful take? As far as I see it, we’re two seasons away from another devastating fire. Sell your houses, people.

And it’s official - Harry Carey is rolling over in his grave.


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  1. Coley Ward Says:

    So I wonder, are men obsessed with other guys’ junk in general, or just George Brett’s junk?

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  2. Sarah Green Says:

    I have to say, I disagree with the research findings to some extent. The report omits discussion of the mysterious yellow blob on George Brett’s shoulder in the women’s study. Clearly, the face is *not* the only place the women viewed. Hellooo deltoids!

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  3. darthmoridin Says:

    The guys are looking at where his swing will be, visualizing where contact would be made. That it happens to be the groin area is purely coincidental.

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  4. Alejandro Leal Says:

    Yea!!

    I can’t understand why these scientists don’t get it right!

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