Comments on: Now batting, the centerfielder, Milton Waddams

By: Jojo Fireball

Jojo Fireball — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:57:17 +0000

“I’ll… I’ll set… I’ll set Yankees Stadium on fire…”

Michael Bolton — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:39:53 +0000

Uhm…yeah…we\’re gonna need you to go ahead and come to spring training to play for your job.

Sarah Green — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:03:47 +0000

But Milton, “they were married” doesn’t make a single iota of sense.

Milton Waddams — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:54:39 +0000

“…and I could see the squirrels, and they were married.” MW (watch the captioning)

Alejandro Leal — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:53:58 +0000

“Bernie, uhm… what is it exactly that you do here?”…