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April 8th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Meh; it’s April…
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April 9th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Coley you’re worse than Dave O’Brien.
ONE loss and you’re already calling “one long year” for Braves fans?
Ridiculous.
Now the Phils are another story.
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April 9th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Zvee, I didn’t write that post, you jackass!
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April 11th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Giant baseball-sized hale wreaked havoc at US Cellular Field, sending players scurrying for cover. Jermaine Dye, sadly, didn’t make it to the dugout in time.
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April 11th, 2007 at 11:08 am
“Ball Four, take your base, you know what, just go sit down on account of the gayness”
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April 11th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Okay, Kenny. I’ll get some hits, I’ll get some hits. Now please, STOP!
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April 11th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
“Sometimes love don’t feel like it should”
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April 11th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Amidst a horrendous slump, White Sox Slugger Jermaine Dye decides to lacerate himself, asking closer Bobby Jenks to throw one to the ribs.
“I WILL Hit. I WILL Hit.”
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April 11th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Jermaine Dye’s future at Sea World is now in question after failing to accomplish even the simplest ball catching.
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April 12th, 2007 at 3:34 am
Jermaine Dye tries once more to escape out from under the EVIL DEVIL BALL that keeps floating above his head wherever he goes.
TO NO AVAIL!
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April 12th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Actually, O\’Brien probably didn\’t write that headline. As a former sports journalist, headlines are written by copy editors. The byline is attributed to O\’Brien, but that\’s about it. Give credit to the witty copy editors on the desk at the AJC for that one.
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April 13th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Before a recent at bat, Jermaine Dye spontaneously performed an 80’s rock ballad. The fans’ reaction was swift.
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