• HaroldHecuba: Mike Mussina is EASTERN EUROPEAN, not Italian....

12 Responses to “Write Your Own Caption”

  1. Alejandro says:

    Meh; it’s April…

  2. Coley you’re worse than Dave O’Brien.

    ONE loss and you’re already calling “one long year” for Braves fans?

    Ridiculous.

    Now the Phils are another story.

  3. Coley Ward says:

    Zvee, I didn’t write that post, you jackass!

  4. Coley Ward says:

    Giant baseball-sized hale wreaked havoc at US Cellular Field, sending players scurrying for cover. Jermaine Dye, sadly, didn’t make it to the dugout in time.

  5. “Ball Four, take your base, you know what, just go sit down on account of the gayness”

  6. Okay, Kenny. I’ll get some hits, I’ll get some hits. Now please, STOP!

  7. “Sometimes love don’t feel like it should”

  8. Alejandro Leal says:

    Amidst a horrendous slump, White Sox Slugger Jermaine Dye decides to lacerate himself, asking closer Bobby Jenks to throw one to the ribs.

    “I WILL Hit. I WILL Hit.”

  9. Jermaine Dye’s future at Sea World is now in question after failing to accomplish even the simplest ball catching.

  10. Nick Kapur says:

    Jermaine Dye tries once more to escape out from under the EVIL DEVIL BALL that keeps floating above his head wherever he goes.

    TO NO AVAIL!

  11. Actually, O\’Brien probably didn\’t write that headline. As a former sports journalist, headlines are written by copy editors. The byline is attributed to O\’Brien, but that\’s about it. Give credit to the witty copy editors on the desk at the AJC for that one.

  12. Before a recent at bat, Jermaine Dye spontaneously performed an 80′s rock ballad. The fans’ reaction was swift.

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