Comments on: Write Your Own Caption http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/ In-your-face baseball commentary Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:56:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Rich http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52391 Rich Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:23:08 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52391 Before a recent at bat, Jermaine Dye spontaneously performed an 80's rock ballad. The fans' reaction was swift. Before a recent at bat, Jermaine Dye spontaneously performed an 80’s rock ballad. The fans’ reaction was swift.

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]]> By: Metz http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-13150 Metz Thu, 12 Apr 2007 19:33:58 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-13150 Actually, O\'Brien probably didn\'t write that headline. As a former sports journalist, headlines are written by copy editors. The byline is attributed to O\'Brien, but that\'s about it. Give credit to the witty copy editors on the desk at the AJC for that one. Actually, O\’Brien probably didn\’t write that headline. As a former sports journalist, headlines are written by copy editors. The byline is attributed to O\’Brien, but that\’s about it. Give credit to the witty copy editors on the desk at the AJC for that one.

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]]> By: Nick Kapur http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52392 Nick Kapur Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:34:13 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52392 Jermaine Dye tries once more to escape out from under the EVIL DEVIL BALL that keeps floating above his head wherever he goes. TO NO AVAIL! Jermaine Dye tries once more to escape out from under the EVIL DEVIL BALL that keeps floating above his head wherever he goes.

TO NO AVAIL!

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]]> By: Greg http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52393 Greg Wed, 11 Apr 2007 19:22:11 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52393 Jermaine Dye's future at Sea World is now in question after failing to accomplish even the simplest ball catching. Jermaine Dye’s future at Sea World is now in question after failing to accomplish even the simplest ball catching.

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]]> By: Alejandro Leal http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52398 Alejandro Leal Wed, 11 Apr 2007 19:11:29 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52398 Amidst a horrendous slump, White Sox Slugger Jermaine Dye decides to lacerate himself, asking closer Bobby Jenks to throw one to the ribs. "I WILL Hit. I WILL Hit." Amidst a horrendous slump, White Sox Slugger Jermaine Dye decides to lacerate himself, asking closer Bobby Jenks to throw one to the ribs.

“I WILL Hit. I WILL Hit.”

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]]> By: Zvee http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52397 Zvee Wed, 11 Apr 2007 19:07:41 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52397 "Sometimes love don't feel like it should" “Sometimes love don’t feel like it should”

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]]> By: Chip Ramsey http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52396 Chip Ramsey Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:13:15 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52396 Okay, Kenny. I'll get some hits, I'll get some hits. Now please, STOP! Okay, Kenny. I’ll get some hits, I’ll get some hits. Now please, STOP!

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]]> By: Andrew http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52395 Andrew Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:08:24 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52395 "Ball Four, take your base, you know what, just go sit down on account of the gayness" “Ball Four, take your base, you know what, just go sit down on account of the gayness”

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]]> By: Coley Ward http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-52394 Coley Ward Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:57:02 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-52394 Giant baseball-sized hale wreaked havoc at US Cellular Field, sending players scurrying for cover. Jermaine Dye, sadly, didn't make it to the dugout in time. Giant baseball-sized hale wreaked havoc at US Cellular Field, sending players scurrying for cover. Jermaine Dye, sadly, didn’t make it to the dugout in time.

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]]> By: Coley Ward http://umpbump.com/press/2007/04/11/write-your-own-caption-24/comment-page-1/#comment-12920 Coley Ward Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:03:05 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-24/#comment-12920 Zvee, I didn't write that post, you jackass! Zvee, I didn’t write that post, you jackass!

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