This week’s Metro column, in which I explain how it feels to endure Sox/Yankees two weekends in a row. In April.

Can't I get some $#@!% sleep?!

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  1. Sarah Green says:

    Funny you should bring up Gload. Nick and I just spent a pleasant evening mocking his name. It sounds like something gross.

    “Dude, I just coughed up a Gload. Nast.”

    “Ew, I’m all covered in Gload!”

    “It burns when I pee. I think I must have the Gload.”

  2. Bob Straughn says:

    I think it’s funny how this is posted.

    Royals 11, White Sox 1.
    Not sure who the “lowly” hitters in that game were.

    Oh and for Sisco,
    the “one guy” that he can’t blame the losing on could be himself. He posts a 7.00+ ERA and is complaining about management? please. he just sucks.

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