Write Your Own Caption: David Ortiz

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1. Sarah Green Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 12:33 pm

   Some athletes go for hyperbaric chambers. David Ortiz relies on his Clutch Catsuit.

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2. Greg Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

   Ortiz Successfully Steals Signs From Yankee Clubhouse Using Cat Burgler Suit, Now Available From Under Armor

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3. Rich Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

   David Ortiz, with his new, hit single “Mo-capping my way into your heart”

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4. Sarah Green Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 5:02 pm

   Unable to get Halle Berry to reprise her role in the 2004 box office bomb “Catwoman,” producers had to settle for David Ortiz in the sequel. Reached for comment, Ortiz said he thought the contract was for a really long VitaminWater commercial.

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5. Paul Moro Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 6:11 pm

   His detractors said that he had lost the touch. The magic. The aura.

   But David Ortiz stood up proudly in this strong, rubbery bodysuit made of baby whaleskin and said, “Not today, my friend. Not today”. And wouldn’t you know it? The Red Sox won that day.

   The bodysuit explains how. The high-waisted front and deeply vented, flared back are, of course, pretty dashing looking in society, but entirely functional when you’re leaping into the arms of your teammates. It’s relaxed, but just a little dressy so it can easily double as evening wear for this clutch cad.

   Color: Black. Men’s sizes 38 to 48.

   Only at JPeterman.com.

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6. connor Says:
   September 27th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

   david ortiz you rock!!!!

   i cant believe how many home runs you have got.

   hit a home run for me tonight.

   tell the captain and everybody else that i said hi.

   well have fun at the game.

   i hope you win.

   have a good game.

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7. connor Says:
   September 27th, 2007 at 7:03 pm

   david ortiz YOU YOU YOU YOU…..ROCK!!!

   hit a home run for me tonight.

   tell all your team mates i said hi….

   your the best player on the TEAM…

   have a fun game i will be watching

   connor griffin

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