Comments on: Write Your Own Caption: David Ortiz http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:48:13 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: connor http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/comment-page-1/#comment-53032 connor Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:03:43 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/#comment-53032 david ortiz YOU YOU YOU YOU.....ROCK!!! hit a home run for me tonight. tell all your team mates i said hi.... your the best player on the TEAM... have a fun game i will be watching connor griffin david ortiz YOU YOU YOU YOU…..ROCK!!!

hit a home run for me tonight.

tell all your team mates i said hi….

your the best player on the TEAM…

have a fun game i will be watching

connor griffin

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]]> By: connor http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/comment-page-1/#comment-53031 connor Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:55:02 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/#comment-53031 david ortiz you rock!!!! i cant believe how many home runs you have got. hit a home run for me tonight. tell the captain and everybody else that i said hi. well have fun at the game. i hope you win. have a good game. david ortiz you rock!!!!

i cant believe how many home runs you have got.

hit a home run for me tonight.

tell the captain and everybody else that i said hi.

well have fun at the game.

i hope you win.

have a good game.

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]]> By: Paul Moro http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/comment-page-1/#comment-53030 Paul Moro Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:11:37 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/#comment-53030 His detractors said that he had lost the touch. The magic. The aura. But David Ortiz stood up proudly in this strong, rubbery bodysuit made of baby whaleskin and said, "Not today, my friend. Not today". And wouldn't you know it? The Red Sox won that day. The bodysuit explains how. The high-waisted front and deeply vented, flared back are, of course, pretty dashing looking in society, but entirely functional when you’re leaping into the arms of your teammates. It's relaxed, but just a little dressy so it can easily double as evening wear for this clutch cad. Color: Black. Men's sizes 38 to 48. Only at JPeterman.com. His detractors said that he had lost the touch. The magic. The aura.

But David Ortiz stood up proudly in this strong, rubbery bodysuit made of baby whaleskin and said, “Not today, my friend. Not today”. And wouldn’t you know it? The Red Sox won that day.

The bodysuit explains how. The high-waisted front and deeply vented, flared back are, of course, pretty dashing looking in society, but entirely functional when you’re leaping into the arms of your teammates. It’s relaxed, but just a little dressy so it can easily double as evening wear for this clutch cad.

Color: Black. Men’s sizes 38 to 48.

Only at JPeterman.com.

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/comment-page-1/#comment-53029 Sarah Green Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:02:03 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/#comment-53029 Unable to get Halle Berry to reprise her role in the 2004 box office bomb "Catwoman," producers had to settle for David Ortiz in the sequel. Reached for comment, Ortiz said he thought the contract was for a really long VitaminWater commercial. Unable to get Halle Berry to reprise her role in the 2004 box office bomb “Catwoman,” producers had to settle for David Ortiz in the sequel. Reached for comment, Ortiz said he thought the contract was for a really long VitaminWater commercial.

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]]> By: Rich http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/comment-page-1/#comment-53028 Rich Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:35:03 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/#comment-53028 David Ortiz, with his new, hit single "Mo-capping my way into your heart" David Ortiz, with his new, hit single “Mo-capping my way into your heart”

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]]> By: Greg http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/comment-page-1/#comment-53027 Greg Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:08:20 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/#comment-53027 Ortiz Successfully Steals Signs From Yankee Clubhouse Using Cat Burgler Suit, Now Available From Under Armor Ortiz Successfully Steals Signs From Yankee Clubhouse Using Cat Burgler Suit, Now Available From Under Armor

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2007/09/13/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/comment-page-1/#comment-53026 Sarah Green Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:33:17 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-david-ortiz/#comment-53026 Some athletes go for hyperbaric chambers. David Ortiz relies on his Clutch Catsuit. Some athletes go for hyperbaric chambers. David Ortiz relies on his Clutch Catsuit.

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