Divine intervention. What else could possibly explain how the Colorado Rockies have steamrolled through the National League competition in the 2007 postseason? Three game sweep of the Philadelphia Phillies. Four game sweep of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Seven wins in seven games. And this phenomenon can only be explained by the act of a higher power.
It is abundantly clear. God wanted to spare us all from any more damage inflicted by TBS’ coverage of the 2007 playoffs.
So thank you god, for not making us sit through any more than the minimum seven games. And thank you, Colorado Rockies, for being the instruments of god. Even though I suspect that at least half of you keep a little sumthin’-sumthin’ in your crucifixes around your neck*. Yeah, that’s right. That’s called the “Sarah Michelle Gellar“.
*Please, please don’t sue me. Ever since 2005, my investments (consisting mainly of Mark McGwire rookie cards) have just tanked. Damn the Mitchell investigation.