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Sarah GreenFYI, Sarah will be live blogging tonight’s game. That means you can look forward to at least three but probably more of the following things:

1. Sarah making a desperate plea for the return of Gabe Kapler to the Sox.

2. Sarah making a desperate plea for the return of Gabe Kapler’s cute baseball babies (who are probably annoying baseball adolescents by now).

3. Sarah referencing her dating history in an attempt to explain a close play at second.

4. Sarah writing something that will be stolen by Dan Shaughnessy for use in an upcoming column.

5. Sarah plugging her Boston Metro column about a million times.

So tune in!

13 Responses to “Live blogging tonight”

  1. Sarah Green says:

    Coley! I’m so glad you found this. At last, I can sate my heretofore unsatiable thirst for this song, which I had previously only been able to hear at Fenway itself!

    I must point out that this song was written by Okajima’s translator, who clearly can quit his day job any time he likes.

  2. This is incredible. I had no idea this existed. And I am so delighted that it does.

  3. You can buy this song on iTunes for a buck. It’s entirely worth it, if I do say so myself. If you think I’ll ever throw another party where this song isn’t played, you’re sorely mistaken.

  4. Alejandro says:

    In case you’re wondering, here’s the link to the iTunes store where you can find the song.

    (Warning, it’ll open iTunes)

    Tatami – Okajima Oki-doki

  5. Nick Kapur says:

    Behold, the lyrics of genius:

    O! K! A! J! I! M! Aaaaaa!!!

    Okajima!

    Okajima! Oki-doki!
    Okajima! Oki-doki!

    Okajimaaaaaa!

    Oki-dokiiiii!

    That’s some serious wabi-sabi, mono-no-aware shit going on there.

  6. Alejandro says:

    I must say, it kinda grows on you…

  7. Paul Moro says:

    Nick, you’re missing the all-important “WHOOP, WHOOP!”

    And it also may be the first time that anyone has used the term “mono-no-aware” and “shit” side-by-side. So congratulations.

  8. Foorinkazan (Manny's fan) says:

    I’m delighted to know that H.Okajima be loved like your surporters .
    As a represent for one of the japanesase
    MLB fans, I say “thanks !”

  9. Sarah Green says:

    You are going down, Ward. DOWN.

    Plus, I am going to find and post an incriminating picture of you holding a red solo cup at the Eberle family kegerator. Hopefully, it will also make your nose look ridiculously white and pointy.

  10. That is seriously the dumbest song in the history of life itself. The fact that he comes out to this song is embarassing.

    Nice job sox. Win a few rings and now you’ve gone pop. sick.

  11. Dude, where the hell did Okajima come from… so awesome, he is. He can forkball my baseball obsession, ANYTIME!

  12. I was at the game today,4-24-08 and heard this when okajima came in. this is awesome! i am glad i found it on the computer

  13. best. song. ever.

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