UFH/WYOC: World Series Edition
As some of you may know, the Rockies have had one of their own fall prey to the UFH police. So it’s only fitting that one Todd Helton makes a cameo in this edition of UFH’s Most Wanted alongside the culrpit, Jamey Carroll.
A smooth man with his glove, Carroll’s smoothness went a little to his head, as he is now committing a copycat crime in trying to sport The Stash ala Jason Giambi. Sure Giambi’s was a horrendous best of nature all in it’s own, but Carroll’s is a very feeble attempt at suave. Enough to prompt fellow teammate (and UFH parter in crime) Todd Helton to mock it in some fashion. Which, of course, is a nice segue way into a very appropriate World Series Write Your Own Caption.
October 16th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
[...] They Really Were On A Mission From God (or g-d if the “O†offends you) (UmpBump.com) Divine intervention. What else could possibly explain how the Colorado Rockies have steamrolled through the National League competition in the 2007 postseason? [...]
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October 16th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Man, I should’ve live-blogged this one….
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October 25th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
So you are GODS team………well it looks like the romans have thrown the christians to lions!! The GODLESS Red Sox have taken you to task and will continue to do so. I have but one question when you lose the World Series does that finally proof once and for all that there is no GOD!!
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October 25th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Dk, did you even read this post? Or are you just commenting on it?
Is the “you” in this comment me? Because I can’t lose the World Series. My team didn’t even make the playoffs.
And I’m pretty sure that Red Sox Nation is a religion. So in your world, god is Jason Varitek. So god does exist.
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October 25th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Yes I read the post it is just that I find it hard to believe that your god has nothing better to do than to help your team win baseball games. Please get your head out of your a$$.
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October 25th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Dude, the whole post is a joke. So my head is currently nowhere near an “a” and two dollar signs.
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October 25th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
And I’m not sure where you’re getting the idea that I’m a Rockies fan. They’re not “my team”.
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October 25th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Paul, you gotta shield yourself from that brain-dead Deadspin traffic.
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October 25th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
No joke, Blastings. Yikes. I think I’ve met this guy at Fenway. I think he spilled his $7 beer on me and then shouted unfunny, profanity-laced comments for several innings.
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October 27th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
“You gotta let it grow all-around, see, around these edges and at the bottom.”
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October 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
“You know what would help that patchy little stache you got going there? Face steroids. I know a guy…”
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October 27th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Gootchi gootchi goo! Who’s a cute little mustache. You are! Yes, you are!
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October 28th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
“See, I can tell just from the most cursory examination that your facial hair suffers from split ends. I suggest a deep conditioning treatment such as Paul Mitchell’s ‘Hair Repair.’”
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