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12 Responses to “Write Your Own Caption: Tim Wakefield and Mike Timlin”

  1. “You gotta let it grow all-around, see, around these edges and at the bottom.”

  2. “You know what would help that patchy little stache you got going there? Face steroids. I know a guy…”

  3. Gootchi gootchi goo! Who’s a cute little mustache. You are! Yes, you are!

  4. Sarah Green says:

    “See, I can tell just from the most cursory examination that your facial hair suffers from split ends. I suggest a deep conditioning treatment such as Paul Mitchell’s ‘Hair Repair.’”

  5. Sarah Green says:

    Mike Timlin looks on as Doug Mirabelli (not pictured) prepares to catch Tim Wakefield’s knuckle-arrow.

  6. Nick Kapur says:

    Colorado Rockies, take heed!

    First we crushed you in the World Series.

    Now we are coming for your children.

  7. Coley Ward says:

    What would Jesus shoot?

  8. “The force isn’t all that important. The trick is that you gotta keep the arrow from spinning.”

  9. Git R” Done!

  10. Sarah Green says:

    At a secret training facility rumored to be near Fort Myers, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein has handpicked two of his most trusted veteran pitchers to carry out a bold new mission. The exact goal of the classified program remains a mystery, but sources say that Epstein is determined to defend the team’s World Series title—-at any cost. This picture, taken by an anonymous source on a cell phone camera, is the first hard evidence to confirm the existence of such a program. Stay tuned throughout the day as we continue the search for answers.

  11. Jojo Fireball says:

    “It’s comin right for us!!!!!!”

    (any other South Park nerds will appreciate this one)…

  12. Cara Linehan says:

    Wakefield, Timlin (pictured above), and rookie pitchers Buchholz, Matsuzaka, and Okajima (not pictured) are training vigorously for their off-season dodge ball team. “We have to keep the rookies on their feet. If you can dodge a crossbow, you can dodge a ball.”

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