Write Your Own Caption: Tim Wakefield and Mike Timlin

12 Responses to “Write Your Own Caption: Tim Wakefield and Mike Timlin”

1. Alejandro A. Leal Says:
   October 27th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

   “You gotta let it grow all-around, see, around these edges and at the bottom.”

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2. Coley Says:
   October 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

   “You know what would help that patchy little stache you got going there? Face steroids. I know a guy…”

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3. Rich Says:
   October 27th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

   Gootchi gootchi goo! Who’s a cute little mustache. You are! Yes, you are!

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4. Zvee Geffen Says:
   October 28th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

   “See, I can tell just from the most cursory examination that your facial hair suffers from split ends. I suggest a deep conditioning treatment such as Paul Mitchell’s ‘Hair Repair.’”

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5. Sarah Green Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

   Mike Timlin looks on as Doug Mirabelli (not pictured) prepares to catch Tim Wakefield’s knuckle-arrow.

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6. Nick Kapur Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

   Colorado Rockies, take heed!

   First we crushed you in the World Series.

   Now we are coming for your children.

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7. Coley Ward Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

   What would Jesus shoot?

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8. Danny O Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

   “The force isn’t all that important. The trick is that you gotta keep the arrow from spinning.”

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9. Kim Says:
   November 16th, 2007 at 2:13 am

   Git R” Done!

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10. Sarah Green Says:
    November 16th, 2007 at 2:47 am

    At a secret training facility rumored to be near Fort Myers, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein has handpicked two of his most trusted veteran pitchers to carry out a bold new mission. The exact goal of the classified program remains a mystery, but sources say that Epstein is determined to defend the team’s World Series title—-at any cost. This picture, taken by an anonymous source on a cell phone camera, is the first hard evidence to confirm the existence of such a program. Stay tuned throughout the day as we continue the search for answers.

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11. Jojo Fireball Says:
    November 19th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    “It’s comin right for us!!!!!!”

    (any other South Park nerds will appreciate this one)…

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12. Cara Linehan Says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Wakefield, Timlin (pictured above), and rookie pitchers Buchholz, Matsuzaka, and Okajima (not pictured) are training vigorously for their off-season dodge ball team. “We have to keep the rookies on their feet. If you can dodge a crossbow, you can dodge a ball.”

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