John Maine has never, and will never, approach the ladies in a NYC club and ask them if he could try on their clothes.
Which makes this gossip mill tidbit COMPLETELY UNTRUE:
The Mets say pitcher John Maine is the victim of an impostor who has been asking women for their outfits. Thursday, a woman named Abby Cohen called the club Touch to get “John Maine” a table at their opening night. When the man arrived, he identified himself as the Mets pitcher and asked several young ladies if he could try on their dresses (even offering a reporter $200 for hers). Despite being “recognized” as Maine by doormen and publicists for Touch, the Mets insist that he has not been in New York since October and was in Virginia on the night of incident.
See? John Maine has been in Virginia. He was not even in New York during this supposed incident. John Maine does not wear women’s clothes.
I mean, he may ask to sniff your shoes if they were made of leather, but who hasn’t been down THAT road before? Am I right, fellas, or am I right?