Comments on: It’s the kids who always suffer. http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/ In-your-face baseball commentary Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:44:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Cara Linehan http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-36537 Cara Linehan Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:10:38 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-36537 Wakefield, Timlin (pictured above), and rookie pitchers Buchholz, Matsuzaka, and Okajima (not pictured) are training vigorously for their off-season dodge ball team. "We have to keep the rookies on their feet. If you can dodge a crossbow, you can dodge a ball." Wakefield, Timlin (pictured above), and rookie pitchers Buchholz, Matsuzaka, and Okajima (not pictured) are training vigorously for their off-season dodge ball team. “We have to keep the rookies on their feet. If you can dodge a crossbow, you can dodge a ball.”

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]]> By: Jojo Fireball http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-34503 Jojo Fireball Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:31:18 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-34503 "It's comin right for us!!!!!!" (any other South Park nerds will appreciate this one)... “It’s comin right for us!!!!!!”

(any other South Park nerds will appreciate this one)…

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-34013 Sarah Green Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:47:05 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-34013 At a secret training facility rumored to be near Fort Myers, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein has handpicked two of his most trusted veteran pitchers to carry out a bold new mission. The exact goal of the classified program remains a mystery, but sources say that Epstein is determined to defend the team's World Series title----at any cost. This picture, taken by an anonymous source on a cell phone camera, is the first hard evidence to confirm the existence of such a program. Stay tuned throughout the day as we continue the search for answers. At a secret training facility rumored to be near Fort Myers, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein has handpicked two of his most trusted veteran pitchers to carry out a bold new mission. The exact goal of the classified program remains a mystery, but sources say that Epstein is determined to defend the team’s World Series title—-at any cost. This picture, taken by an anonymous source on a cell phone camera, is the first hard evidence to confirm the existence of such a program. Stay tuned throughout the day as we continue the search for answers.

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]]> By: Kim http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-34006 Kim Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:13:47 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-34006 Git R" Done! Git R” Done!

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]]> By: Danny O http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-33928 Danny O Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:38:37 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-33928 "The force isn't all that important. The trick is that you gotta keep the arrow from spinning." “The force isn’t all that important. The trick is that you gotta keep the arrow from spinning.”

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]]> By: Coley Ward http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-33883 Coley Ward Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:49:37 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-33883 What would Jesus shoot? What would Jesus shoot?

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]]> By: Nick Kapur http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-33838 Nick Kapur Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:44:24 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-33838 Colorado Rockies, take heed! First we crushed you in the World Series. Now we are coming for your children. Colorado Rockies, take heed!

First we crushed you in the World Series.

Now we are coming for your children.

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2007/12/06/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/comment-page-1/#comment-33836 Sarah Green Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:43:29 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/its-the-kids-who-always-suffer/#comment-33836 Mike Timlin looks on as Doug Mirabelli (not pictured) prepares to catch Tim Wakefield's knuckle-arrow. Mike Timlin looks on as Doug Mirabelli (not pictured) prepares to catch Tim Wakefield’s knuckle-arrow.

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