• HaroldHecuba: Mike Mussina is EASTERN EUROPEAN, not Italian....

8 Responses to “WYOC: George Mitchell, Badass.”

  1. Yeah. George Mitchell will FUCK you up if you even THINK about taking steroids. Even for a second, by accident. He sees you when you’re sleeping, too.

  2. Sarah Green says:

    Fact: George Mitchell’s laugh cures cancer. To bad he has never found anything even remotely amusing.

  3. Coley Ward says:

    Staring contest? You’re on.

  4. Nick Kapur says:

    Godless killing machine GM-1000 explains to the media his plan to prevent John Connor from ever being born.

  5. “If in the future someone tries to make a thing out of it, then if we have to, we can bring the pain” – Nick Kapur

  6. Mr. Potatohead says, “Don’t do drugs.”

  7. Sarah Green says:

    The Mitchell report may have left many questions unanswered, but there is one thing baseball fans now know for certain: George Mitchell DOES NOT BELIEVE in Botox. Or, it could be added, any other face-enhancing drug or procedure. Or even Lasik. Or Rogaine, with minoxidil. No. This man is as organic a leafy bundle of kale, fresh from the produce section of Whole Foods Market.

  8. “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

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