Comments on: WYOC: George Mitchell, Badass.

By: Clint

Clint — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:57:30 +0000

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

By: Sarah Green

Sarah Green — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:28:32 +0000

The Mitchell report may have left many questions unanswered, but there is one thing baseball fans now know for certain: George Mitchell DOES NOT BELIEVE in Botox. Or, it could be added, any other face-enhancing drug or procedure. Or even Lasik. Or Rogaine, with minoxidil. No. This man is as organic a leafy bundle of kale, fresh from the produce section of Whole Foods Market.

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By: Sarah C-S

Sarah C-S — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:04:34 +0000

Mr. Potatohead says, “Don’t do drugs.”

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By: UmpBump Admin

UmpBump Admin — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:54:29 +0000

“If in the future someone tries to make a thing out of it, then if we have to, we can bring the pain” – Nick Kapur

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By: Nick Kapur

Nick Kapur — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:08:32 +0000

Godless killing machine GM-1000 explains to the media his plan to prevent John Connor from ever being born.

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By: Coley Ward

Coley Ward — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:05:21 +0000

Staring contest? You’re on.

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By: Sarah Green

Sarah Green — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:00:13 +0000

Fact: George Mitchell’s laugh cures cancer. To bad he has never found anything even remotely amusing.

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By: Nick Kapur

Nick Kapur — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:57:08 +0000

Yeah. George Mitchell will FUCK you up if you even THINK about taking steroids. Even for a second, by accident. He sees you when you’re sleeping, too.

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