Let me share his observations with you.
It has the standard “you agree to be bound” verbiage — probably one of the most ridiculous concepts ever conceived:
And, of course, the equally ridiculous:
You should review these Terms regularly as they may change at any time at the sole discretion of 38pitches.com.
He probably has a team of lawyers who convinced him that all of this nonsense is necessary.
Note to Umpbump readers: you will never be asked to consent to and agree to be bound by the terms of our foregoing Terms. Ever.