Comments on: Write Your Own Caption: Daisuke’s football http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:30:20 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Someone http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54748 Someone Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:44:14 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54748 Coach screaming to Dice-K: "Keep your eye on the ball numb-nuts!!!! Don't be like Randy because you're scared to get hit!" Coach screaming to Dice-K: “Keep your eye on the ball numb-nuts!!!! Don’t be like Randy because you’re scared to get hit!”

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]]> By: Ben http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54747 Ben Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:00:13 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54747 In other new today, the Patriots paid 51.1 million for negotiating rights with Daisuke Matsuzaka In other new today, the Patriots paid 51.1 million for negotiating rights with Daisuke Matsuzaka

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]]> By: RedSoxSuperFan.com http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54746 RedSoxSuperFan.com Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:51:39 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54746 Dice-K Tears his Dice-ACL trying to catch a terrible throw from now-injured Curt Schilling. This comes just hours after we got word that Josh Beckett and Clay Buccholtz got drunk on a ranch in Texas and were captured crossing the border in to Mexico. Lester and Wakefield will now be starting 81 games each this year. Dice-K Tears his Dice-ACL trying to catch a terrible throw from now-injured Curt Schilling. This comes just hours after we got word that Josh Beckett and Clay Buccholtz got drunk on a ranch in Texas and were captured crossing the border in to Mexico. Lester and Wakefield will now be starting 81 games each this year.

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]]> By: CT http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54745 CT Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:47:34 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54745 It's like watching people talk in a Godzilla movie, everything's is just a little off. It’s like watching people talk in a Godzilla movie, everything’s is just a little off.

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]]> By: Coley Ward http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54744 Coley Ward Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:40:13 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54744 There will be a period of adjustment for the Japanese pitcher, who must adjust to the American ball, which is slightly larger and oblong. There will be a period of adjustment for the Japanese pitcher, who must adjust to the American ball, which is slightly larger and oblong.

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54743 Sarah Green Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:09:41 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54743 Daisuke Matsuzaka played catch in Fort Myers, FL with Jessica Simpson (not pictured). Reached for comment, Red Sox Nation screamed in agony. Daisuke Matsuzaka played catch in Fort Myers, FL with Jessica Simpson (not pictured). Reached for comment, Red Sox Nation screamed in agony.

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]]> By: Brian Sadecki http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54742 Brian Sadecki Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:25:15 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54742 "Who's that fat, overrated guy?" queried the football. “Who’s that fat, overrated guy?” queried the football.

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/18/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/comment-page-1/#comment-54741 Sarah Green Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:29:03 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-daisukes-football/#comment-54741 Having lived in Boston for less than a year when the Patriots took their bid for a perfect season all the way to the Super Bowl, only to lose in heartbreaking fashion late in the fourth quarter, Red Sox hurler Daisuke Matsuzaka nonetheless felt crushed by the loss. "I blame myself," Daisuke Matsuzaka told reporters through an interpreter. "If only I had practiced a bit harder, the Patriots would not have lost everything with just 0:35 left on the clock." Matsuzaka announced plans to keep practicing "tirelessly." Red Sox manager Terry Francona could not be reached for comment. Having lived in Boston for less than a year when the Patriots took their bid for a perfect season all the way to the Super Bowl, only to lose in heartbreaking fashion late in the fourth quarter, Red Sox hurler Daisuke Matsuzaka nonetheless felt crushed by the loss.

“I blame myself,” Daisuke Matsuzaka told reporters through an interpreter. “If only I had practiced a bit harder, the Patriots would not have lost everything with just 0:35 left on the clock.”

Matsuzaka announced plans to keep practicing “tirelessly.” Red Sox manager Terry Francona could not be reached for comment.

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