Reed Johnson has got him some gnarly facial hair. It truly puts the “goat” back in “goatee.” Behold:
It’s like even he can’t believe how horrible he looks.
Yes, Reed, that facial hair does make you look fat.
What do you think he’s doing with his tongue there?
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We here at Umpbump have done quite a few all-time teams. We’ve also cataloged quite a series of Hot Baseball Wives. In this post, I will attempt the acrobatic feat of bridging the twain. Yes, reader: The All-Hot Team.
For reasons of attention span, or specifically, the lack of it, I am focusing on current major [...]
May 24, 2009 - 3:05 am
The rate at which home runs have been flying out of the new Yankee Stadium has been a hot topic since the first weeks of the season, but up to now the statheads have been urging caution and calm. “Small sample size” they have cried.
But as we close in on the two month mark, it [...]
April 8, 2009 - 6:23 pm
For all the bile and hatred Bud Selig and his New Media Goons invoked a few years ago with their DirecTV exclusive deal, you’ve got to give them credit for turning things around and winning me over with this year’s incarnation of MLB.TV.
This productivity killer app, created by the Advance Media arm of MLB, has [...]
April 4, 2009 - 9:18 am
Since 1999, there has been an annual tradition among a group of my friends whereby I name a preseason list of “Unquestioned Aces” and then everyone questions my list. This year being the 10th anniversary of this tradition, I thought I would share the list with UmpBump as well.
My personal definition of an “unquestioned ace” [...]
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