Spring Training is like the first day of school—everyone shows up with a new ‘do. Judging by the hair on display in Fort Myers last week, the Red Sox are in no danger of losing their place as the hairiest team in MLB. So many players showed up to camp in need of serious barbering, I just couldn’t decide which was most ridiculous. In fact, Manny’s famous dredlocks look downright mundane next the tonsorial disasters of….
…David Ortiz, who is wearing a headband, and whose chinstrap looks like someone’s butt….
….and Coco “down in front!” Crisp.
Help me decide, UmpBumpers! Whose hair is the most preposterous?