Comments on: Hairtastrophe strikes City of Palms Park http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/24/hairtastrophe-strikes-city-of-palms-park/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:48:13 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/24/hairtastrophe-strikes-city-of-palms-park/comment-page-1/#comment-54776 Sarah Green Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:45:26 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/hairtastrophe-strikes-city-of-palms-park/#comment-54776 Your wish is my command, Patrick! It appears our friend Coco has decided that *was* quite a lot of hair to try and fit under his cap---just take a gander at the new 'do he was sporting yesterday: <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2233/2294402404_fd4aa976aa_o.jpg" alt="What a ponytail!" /> Your wish is my command, Patrick! It appears our friend Coco has decided that *was* quite a lot of hair to try and fit under his cap—just take a gander at the new ‘do he was sporting yesterday:

What a ponytail!

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]]> By: Patrick http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/24/hairtastrophe-strikes-city-of-palms-park/comment-page-1/#comment-54775 Patrick Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:48:30 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/hairtastrophe-strikes-city-of-palms-park/#comment-54775 Coco's hair is the bees knees. Can we get a picture of him with his hat on? That would be awesome. Coco’s hair is the bees knees. Can we get a picture of him with his hat on? That would be awesome.

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]]> By: Steve Burs http://umpbump.com/press/2008/02/24/hairtastrophe-strikes-city-of-palms-park/comment-page-1/#comment-54774 Steve Burs Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:34:35 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/hairtastrophe-strikes-city-of-palms-park/#comment-54774 Dear Sir or Madam: As a loyal reader of your excellent weblog, I wanted to tip you off on a site that my friend is starting dedicated to the recent cockfighting video featuring Pedro Martinez. Pedroscockfight.blogspot.com provides not only a low-quality video, in full, of the cock showdown, but also a transcription and translation of the play-by-play. A few standout lines: "Pedro Martinez esta muy contento." "Tenia que ser en el Coliseo Gallistico de Santo Domingo." (Translation: It had to have happened in the Cockfighting Coliseum of Santo Domingo.) "Juan Marichal is the winner; experience has triumphed!" Because the quixotic mission to promote the embattled sport of cockfighting isn't free, my friend is also selling cockfighting t-shirts, magnets and the like via Café Press. That page is at www.pedroscockfight.com. If you support the cause of cockfighting, or if you don't and just want to tear the site apart and send it to PETA, please consider posting it on your page. Thank you, Steve Burs Guy who wants to go to a cockfight, but realizes that's not going to happen until cockfighting is fully legal in the U.S. because he's too big a sissy to get into the cockfighting underground. Dear Sir or Madam:

As a loyal reader of your excellent weblog, I wanted to tip you off on a site that my friend is starting dedicated to the recent cockfighting video featuring Pedro Martinez. Pedroscockfight.blogspot.com provides not only a low-quality video, in full, of the cock showdown, but also a transcription and translation of the play-by-play. A few standout lines:

“Pedro Martinez esta muy contento.”
“Tenia que ser en el Coliseo Gallistico de Santo Domingo.” (Translation: It had to have happened in the Cockfighting Coliseum of Santo Domingo.)
“Juan Marichal is the winner; experience has triumphed!”

Because the quixotic mission to promote the embattled sport of cockfighting isn’t free, my friend is also selling cockfighting t-shirts, magnets and the like via Café Press. That page is at http://www.pedroscockfight.com.

If you support the cause of cockfighting, or if you don’t and just want to tear the site apart and send it to PETA, please consider posting it on your page.

Thank you,

Steve Burs
Guy who wants to go to a cockfight, but realizes that’s not going to happen until cockfighting is fully legal in the U.S. because he’s too big a sissy to get into the cockfighting underground.

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