Comments on: Scouting Report: Billy Crystal

By: Sarah Green

Sarah Green — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:47:30 +0000

We might also need to throw in “big-bodied Texan.”

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By: Paul Moro

Paul Moro — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:28:08 +0000

There’s also “Country Strong”. And “Stick-to-it-tiveness”. Otherwise, your list is impeccable.

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By: Sarah Green

Sarah Green — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:55:15 +0000

Paul, you clearly overlooked other, well-defined intangibles. In addition to inner strength and fortitude, ten popular intangibilities include:

1. Grit
2. Guttiness
3. Gamerishness
4. Clubhouse presence
5. Charisma
6. Leadership (for veterans)
7. Spark-pluggishness (for rookies)
8. Blue collar makeup
9. Heart
10. Nobility of mien

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By: Paul Moro

Paul Moro — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:06:39 +0000

Coley, I made it a point to address his “inner strength and fortitude”. Exactly how many more specific intangibles can one man possess???

Andrew, I’m guessing that the card is now contoured to the shape of the man’s arse.

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By: Andrew Ryan

Andrew Ryan — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:16:07 +0000

I’m just wondering what that Mickey Mantle card he’s had in his wallet for the last 45 years or so looks like about now….

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By: Coley Ward

Coley Ward — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:04:01 +0000

You totally ignored his intangibles! Damned statheads!

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By: Sarah Green

Sarah Green — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:37:30 +0000

Crystal is a gamer!

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By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:10:29 +0000

Dear god, please have a clay v. joba pitching duel this year

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By: Sarah Green

Sarah Green — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:11:45 +0000

The smack of leather on leather? Sounds like a good Valentine’s Day, indeed!

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