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		<title>By: rat rod &#124; rat rods</title>
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		<dc:creator>rat rod &#124; rat rods</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am jealous of both of them, I think this &quot;vs.&quot; stuff is just for MORE buzz to get them both in the news. Hey whatever works for your pr I suppose.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am jealous of both of them, I think this &#8220;vs.&#8221; stuff is just for MORE buzz to get them both in the news. Hey whatever works for your pr I suppose.
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		<title>By: V</title>
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		<dc:creator>V</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Giambi\&#039;s Thyroid:  haven\&#039;t seen &quot;Slick&quot; on the cover of anything for quite a while.  Although I&#039;m sure he&#039;s probably in some local Vegas hometown publications over the off season, no doubt, ie: Community Service Award, donating to local strippers and their families..  etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Giambi\&#8217;s Thyroid:  haven\&#8217;t seen &#8220;Slick&#8221; on the cover of anything for quite a while.  Although I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s probably in some local Vegas hometown publications over the off season, no doubt, ie: Community Service Award, donating to local strippers and their families..  etc.
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		<title>By: Javier Mendez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Javier Mendez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like looking at A-Rod&#039;s crotch, as do a lot of people. The dude is still hot as hell, so why not have him flaunt his sex appeal?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like looking at A-Rod&#8217;s crotch, as do a lot of people. The dude is still hot as hell, so why not have him flaunt his sex appeal?
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		<title>By: jetersbabii</title>
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		<dc:creator>jetersbabii</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jeter&#039;s looks are declining and he looks like a bad version of a gay guy. Jeter is just plain butt ugly and his hairline is ridiculous. The herpes has gotten to old Jeter. Arod looks nice with a nice body and Becket looks okay too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeter&#8217;s looks are declining and he looks like a bad version of a gay guy. Jeter is just plain butt ugly and his hairline is ridiculous. The herpes has gotten to old Jeter. Arod looks nice with a nice body and Becket looks okay too.
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		<title>By: Giambi's Thyroid</title>
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		<dc:creator>Giambi's Thyroid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where is the cover shot of Beckett from Boston Drunken Douchebag Weekly?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where is the cover shot of Beckett from Boston Drunken Douchebag Weekly?
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		<title>By: V</title>
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		<dc:creator>V</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um... all I saw was Josh Beckett and the no doubt true statement &quot;The Best Sex You&#039;ll Ever Have&quot;..   pshaw, indeed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230; all I saw was Josh Beckett and the no doubt true statement &#8220;The Best Sex You&#8217;ll Ever Have&#8221;..   pshaw, indeed!
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		<title>By: melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why does A-Rod go to the beach in his uni?  And what does he do with his bat when he gets there?  This guy needs to hire a new image consultant because he is just weird.  I&#039;ve never seen such a good looking guy look so awkward so often.  I&#039;m starting to think he may be an android.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does A-Rod go to the beach in his uni?  And what does he do with his bat when he gets there?  This guy needs to hire a new image consultant because he is just weird.  I&#8217;ve never seen such a good looking guy look so awkward so often.  I&#8217;m starting to think he may be an android.
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		<title>By: Brian Sadecki</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian Sadecki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Dennis Miller and Diablo Cody had a baby and then dropped it in a vat of references, Sarah Green would emerge spouting Urkle quotes.

Oh god, Jack Cust just hit a homerun. He&#039;s handsome.</description>
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<p>Oh god, Jack Cust just hit a homerun. He&#8217;s handsome.
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They clearly should have put Beckett in a shirt just a little more cowboy and nixed the jewelry. But as for the face, don&#039;t confuse a dominating pitcher&#039;s stare with a bitchy little pout. There&#039;s definitely a difference, as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jaymanuel.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Mr. Jay Manuel&lt;/a&gt; could no doubt elucidate better than I.



A-Rod should have gone with Blue Steel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They clearly should have put Beckett in a shirt just a little more cowboy and nixed the jewelry. But as for the face, don&#8217;t confuse a dominating pitcher&#8217;s stare with a bitchy little pout. There&#8217;s definitely a difference, as <a href="http://www.jaymanuel.com/" rel="nofollow">Mr. Jay Manuel</a> could no doubt elucidate better than I.</p>
<p>A-Rod should have gone with Blue Steel.
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		<title>By: Brian Sadecki</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian Sadecki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Beckett wearing that new underarmor girdle I&#039;ve been hearing about?

And I thought making a sourpuss made you intimidating in the ninth inning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Beckett wearing that new underarmor girdle I&#8217;ve been hearing about?</p>
<p>And I thought making a sourpuss made you intimidating in the ninth inning.
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