• HaroldHecuba: Mike Mussina is EASTERN EUROPEAN, not Italian....

Want to touch the heinie...Via Deadspin and The Fanhouse, Dodgers Broadcaster Steve Lyons would like his homeowner’s insurance to pay for a little accident…that time a couple years back when he grabbed that woman’s wrist and demanded she show him her boobs, and then got sued. It was an Act of God, I’m tellin’ ya! But seriously, what would Vin Scully say? (Interesting aside: his official bio includes the line, “He has earned national notoriety as a staple of Fox Sports’ coverage of Major League Baseball from 1996-2006, where he earned an Emmy Award and two additional Emmy nominations during his tenure with the network.” I’m not sure “notoriety” was quite the word they wanted right there, but it certainly seems appropriate now.)

Over at Salon, King Kaufman has an interesting meditation on the no-hitter—why it’s superior to other athletic achievements and why he tries to jinx them at every opportunity.

DBacksBuzz notes that Randy Johnson did not fare well in his start for the AAA Tucson Sidewinders last night. ExtraBases notes that Bartolo Colon was strong in yesterday’s AAA Pawtucket Red Sox opener.

BlessYouBoys on Detroit’s April stupor.

DodgerThoughts defends bloggers against—guess who?—Murray Chass. The blog’s author, Jon Weisman, followed the New York Times columnist on Charlie Steiner’s XM talk show yesterday. Chass, alas, used his airtime to rail against bloggers. Weisman gave a thoughtful, measured response, thus demonstrating that bloggers = more thoughtful, measured than Murray Chass. In his post, Weisman also notes that despite the knock that bloggers live in their parents’ basements, the only time when he’s actually moved back in with his parents was during his two-year stint as a beat reporter. (Hat tip to BrewCrewBall, where I read it first.)

And finally, Beyond the Box Score had a bunch of good tidbits yesterday (Bill James on Fenway’s left field, the first of many Joe Torre managing miscues, and what PETA would like to call the new Nationals ballpark (hint: it’s not Furmeat Field).

2 Responses to “TGIF Reading: Steve Lyons to move into parents’ basement?”

  1. People Eating Tasty Animals?

    GoVeg.com?

    How droll.

    Something along the lines of petakillsanimals.com seems more appropriate.

    Besides, we are talking about DC. With all the lawyers, GoVeg.com lacks a certain . . .bloodthirstiness.

  2. Sarah Green says:

    An update: it appears that the Tigers have remembered how to score runs. They’re in Chicago today and it’s 5-5 in the bottom of the 5th. (That’s a lot of fives!)

    Unfortunately, we’re also getting a good look at just how craptastic the back end of their rotation is, as Nate Robertson has given up 7 hits and 2 walks in five innings, along with those 5 earned runs.

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