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	<title>Comments on: The natural mystique of UFH, part 2: White Sox bullpen</title>
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		<title>By: ttg</title>
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		<dc:creator>ttg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t knock any of it, as I have a goat longer than Boone Logan&#039;s (dyed Padres blue) and I hail from Nick Swisher&#039;s hometown of Parkersburg, WV.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t knock any of it, as I have a goat longer than Boone Logan&#8217;s (dyed Padres blue) and I hail from Nick Swisher&#8217;s hometown of Parkersburg, WV.
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		<title>By: melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They should be charged with UFH crimes against humanity.  Swisher has taken it to a new level, that&#039;s just wrong.  Maybe he&#039;s going out of his way to get noticed since he&#039;s new in town.  If he goes to restaurants and bars they will immediately recognize him as a baseball player because no normal guy could disfigure themselves in that manner and still get laid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They should be charged with UFH crimes against humanity.  Swisher has taken it to a new level, that&#8217;s just wrong.  Maybe he&#8217;s going out of his way to get noticed since he&#8217;s new in town.  If he goes to restaurants and bars they will immediately recognize him as a baseball player because no normal guy could disfigure themselves in that manner and still get laid.
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		<title>By: Pete</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It all started with Dustin Hermanson a couple years ago I bet</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It all started with Dustin Hermanson a couple years ago I bet
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can only conclude that this was some sort of team hazing ritual and/or friendly all-roster wager.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can only conclude that this was some sort of team hazing ritual and/or friendly all-roster wager.
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		<title>By: Alejandro Leal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alejandro Leal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>good eye, tom



&lt;img src=&quot;http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hall-ufh.jpg&quot; width=&quot;350px&quot;&gt;



Alright, that&#039;s it. We got a serious UFH outbreak here, people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good eye, tom</p>
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<p>Alright, that&#8217;s it. We got a serious UFH outbreak here, people.
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		<title>By: tom</title>
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		<dc:creator>tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Check out Toby Hall, the backup catcher.  He&#039;s got a bleached strip with the goatee.  Very odd.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out Toby Hall, the backup catcher.  He&#8217;s got a bleached strip with the goatee.  Very odd.
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		<title>By: Nick Kapur</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick Kapur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, that&#039;s true, Melissa.  We all know only too well what happened to Matt Clement.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s true, Melissa.  We all know only too well what happened to Matt Clement.
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		<title>By: melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The blond patch is kind of hard to see unless they do a close up of his face. I would hate to say you let it slip past you because that is not pretty imagery. It doesn&#039;t stand out and I had to do a double take to figure out what it was the first time I noticed it. I would imagine it grows out in a hurry, so he may not keep it for long.  Logan&#039;s look is very reminiscent of Matt Clement, not a good thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The blond patch is kind of hard to see unless they do a close up of his face. I would hate to say you let it slip past you because that is not pretty imagery. It doesn&#8217;t stand out and I had to do a double take to figure out what it was the first time I noticed it. I would imagine it grows out in a hurry, so he may not keep it for long.  Logan&#8217;s look is very reminiscent of Matt Clement, not a good thing.
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		<title>By: Alejandro Leal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alejandro Leal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, that explains Swisher&#039;s mediocre . 214 BA. But what&#039;s with me and missing this?

I gotta play closer attention to my computer screen!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, that explains Swisher&#8217;s mediocre . 214 BA. But what&#8217;s with me and missing this?</p>
<p>I gotta play closer attention to my computer screen!
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;If they do,&quot; Alejandro? &quot;If&quot;?! Surely this is not a matter of &quot;if&quot; but &quot;when.&quot;



What&#039;s really sad about Boone is that he used to be hot, before his chin became engulfed with hair. Behold:



&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/2378278903_b0ab938daf_o.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;MMMM!&quot; /&gt;



How, how the mighty have fallen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;If they do,&#8221; Alejandro? &#8220;If&#8221;?! Surely this is not a matter of &#8220;if&#8221; but &#8220;when.&#8221;</p>
<p>What&#8217;s really sad about Boone is that he used to be hot, before his chin became engulfed with hair. Behold:</p>
<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/2378278903_b0ab938daf_o.jpg" alt="MMMM!" /></p>
<p>How, how the mighty have fallen.
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