Adam Jones is exhausted
This is the photo that accompanies Adam Jones’ Yahoo Sports profile. Maybe this explains Jones’ slow start to the season. Maybe he’s got narcolepsy.
This is the photo that accompanies Adam Jones’ Yahoo Sports profile. Maybe this explains Jones’ slow start to the season. Maybe he’s got narcolepsy.
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September 3, 2009 - 11:20 am
The 2003 Los Angeles Dodgers had one of the greatest pitching staffs the game of baseball has ever known. At the height of the steroids era, in a season when 104 players would test positive for performance enhancing drugs, the Dodgers hurlers posted a 3.16 ERA, good enough for an insane 128 team ERA+, and [...]
August 31, 2009 - 11:19 am
Okay, so at a time when most people are debating whether or not the Washington Nationals can even break .500 next season, this is going to sound more than a little crazy, but I think the Nats have an outside chance at contending next season.
I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but I am saying [...]
June 29, 2009 - 9:30 pm
We here at Umpbump have done quite a few all-time teams. We’ve also cataloged quite a series of Hot Baseball Wives. In this post, I will attempt the acrobatic feat of bridging the twain. Yes, reader: The All-Hot Team.
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May 24, 2009 - 3:05 am
The rate at which home runs have been flying out of the new Yankee Stadium has been a hot topic since the first weeks of the season, but up to now the statheads have been urging caution and calm. “Small sample size” they have cried.
But as we close in on the two month mark, it [...]

April 8th, 2008 at 1:08 am
Maybe it’s Adam “Pacman” Jones’ mugshot :-)
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I’d be exhausted too if I had the offseason Adam Jones had…almost getting traded to the Baltimore freakin’ Orioles 4,789 times and then finally getting shipped off to the worst team in baseball.
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