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	<title>Comments on: The Chicago White Sox: Baseball&#8217;s Fattest Team</title>
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		<title>By: melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Swisher claims that he and Jenks have formed the &quot;Dirty Catz&quot; salon to bleach  their beards.  The &quot;Fat Catz&quot; salon might be more fitting. I think Bobby might have grown out his goatee to make himself look slimmer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Swisher claims that he and Jenks have formed the &#8220;Dirty Catz&#8221; salon to bleach  their beards.  The &#8220;Fat Catz&#8221; salon might be more fitting. I think Bobby might have grown out his goatee to make himself look slimmer.
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		<title>By: Andrew Ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As KL says, apparently the intern did the measurements this time after the Yanks got out of the pool</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As KL says, apparently the intern did the measurements this time after the Yanks got out of the pool
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		<title>By: Alejandro Leal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alejandro Leal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a t-shirt that says: &quot;Ewe&#039;s not fat, ewe&#039;s fluffy&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a t-shirt that says: &#8220;Ewe&#8217;s not fat, ewe&#8217;s fluffy&#8221;
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		<title>By: KL Snow</title>
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		<dc:creator>KL Snow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cold water, most likely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cold water, most likely.
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some poor intern must do nothing but update this page constantly. The Mets are still 30.6, now tied with the Astros, while the Red Sox are now tied with the Phillies at 30.5. And the other day when I looked, the Yankees were the tallest team at 6&#039;3&quot;. But now they&#039;re just back down to 6&#039;2&quot;. I wonder what could have caused such rapid shrinkage.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some poor intern must do nothing but update this page constantly. The Mets are still 30.6, now tied with the Astros, while the Red Sox are now tied with the Phillies at 30.5. And the other day when I looked, the Yankees were the tallest team at 6&#8242;3&#8243;. But now they&#8217;re just back down to 6&#8242;2&#8243;. I wonder what could have caused such rapid shrinkage.
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