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		<title>By: Wednesday&#8217;s Worst: Fillet the Fish &#187; Phinally Philly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wednesday&#8217;s Worst: Fillet the Fish &#187; Phinally Philly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 23:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] in 40 more at-bats than he&#8217;d had the year before. At the start of the &#8216;07 season Helms was traded back to Florida for a dollar, and surely nobody here expected to hear from the mediocre journeyman again.   That seemed like [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] in 40 more at-bats than he&#8217;d had the year before. At the start of the &#8216;07 season Helms was traded back to Florida for a dollar, and surely nobody here expected to hear from the mediocre journeyman again.   That seemed like [...]
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		<title>By: You&#8217;re surprised Oliver Perez sucks? Really? &#124; umpbump.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>You&#8217;re surprised Oliver Perez sucks? Really? &#124; umpbump.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 16:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] up a single to Chase Utley, then he walked Ryan Howard and Pat Burrell. Then he walked Wes Helms (the $1 man) to score Utley. Then he walked Aaron Rowand to score Howard. Then he hit Rod Barajas with a pitch [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] up a single to Chase Utley, then he walked Ryan Howard and Pat Burrell. Then he walked Wes Helms (the $1 man) to score Utley. Then he walked Aaron Rowand to score Howard. Then he hit Rod Barajas with a pitch [...]
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		<title>By: Hot Offseason Action: Florida Marlins &#124; umpbump.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hot Offseason Action: Florida Marlins &#124; umpbump.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] on the diamond, Dallas McPherson provides some nice left-handed pop, and Wes Helms, whom the Fish got for a single dollar last year, is a serviceable fill-in at the [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] on the diamond, Dallas McPherson provides some nice left-handed pop, and Wes Helms, whom the Fish got for a single dollar last year, is a serviceable fill-in at the [...]
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		<title>By: Coley Ward</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course, the Marlins aren&#039;t actually paying any of Helms&#039; salary, so I&#039;m not sure that counts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course, the Marlins aren&#8217;t actually paying any of Helms&#8217; salary, so I&#8217;m not sure that counts.
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		<title>By: Nick Kapur</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick Kapur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, Reggie, I know you were joking, but Wes Helms is now officially the second highest paid Marlin, behind only closer Kevin Gregg.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, Reggie, I know you were joking, but Wes Helms is now officially the second highest paid Marlin, behind only closer Kevin Gregg.
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		<title>By: Reggie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reggie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Still... at $1, wouldn&#039;t he be the highest paid Marlin?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still&#8230; at $1, wouldn&#8217;t he be the highest paid Marlin?
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		<title>By: coley</title>
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		<dc:creator>coley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nobody was going to pick up Helm&#039;s contract for $2.5 million. Wasn&#039;t going to happen. But Florida will have to pay $750,000 to buy Helms out next season. So, this way, the Phillies save $750,000.

Having said all that, when you&#039;re getting traded for $1, that&#039;s gotta be a sign that your playing days are drawing to a close.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody was going to pick up Helm&#8217;s contract for $2.5 million. Wasn&#8217;t going to happen. But Florida will have to pay $750,000 to buy Helms out next season. So, this way, the Phillies save $750,000.</p>
<p>Having said all that, when you&#8217;re getting traded for $1, that&#8217;s gotta be a sign that your playing days are drawing to a close.
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		<title>By: Andrew Ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I haven&#039;t seen such a lopsided deal since the Red Sox sold Ruth&#039;s contract to the Yankees :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t seen such a lopsided deal since the Red Sox sold Ruth&#8217;s contract to the Yankees :-)
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a slap in the face for Wes Helms.
Really though, what kept Philadelphia from putting him on waivers? If they want to give him up for nothing, wouldn&#039;t that have   saved them $2.15 million? Or is Wes Helms so bad these days that no one would possibly pick him up?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a slap in the face for Wes Helms.<br />
Really though, what kept Philadelphia from putting him on waivers? If they want to give him up for nothing, wouldn&#8217;t that have   saved them $2.15 million? Or is Wes Helms so bad these days that no one would possibly pick him up?
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		<title>By: icjerk</title>
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		<dc:creator>icjerk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice, I&#039;ve also seen the BP tome used as a surface for breaking up weed on... umm...  right before I threw it away and called the cops... um yeah, that&#039;s the ticket</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice, I&#8217;ve also seen the BP tome used as a surface for breaking up weed on&#8230; umm&#8230;  right before I threw it away and called the cops&#8230; um yeah, that&#8217;s the ticket
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