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		<title>By: Paul Moro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul Moro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Melissa, that holds true for one man and one man only. And that&#039;s David Bowie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Melissa, that holds true for one man and one man only. And that&#8217;s David Bowie.
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		<title>By: melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In baseball, as in life, there&#039;s no such thing as too much crotch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In baseball, as in life, there&#8217;s no such thing as too much crotch.
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		<title>By: Paul Moro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul Moro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s... That&#039;s just too much crotch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s&#8230; That&#8217;s just too much crotch.
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		<title>By: Coley Ward</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Typical Jackie Chan. No stunt man for him!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Typical Jackie Chan. No stunt man for him!
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dodgers&#039; special adviser Jackie Chan has already proved a valuable resource for the team&#039;s core of emerging talent. &quot;Coach Jackie is so great to have around,&quot; said Andre Ethier, as youngsters Matt Kemp and James Loney nodded in agreement. &quot;Having him and Joe Torre here has really helped.&quot;

&quot;The only thing I don&#039;t really understand,&quot; added Kemp, &quot;Is why Coach Chan always calls me &#039;grasshopper.&#039;&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dodgers&#8217; special adviser Jackie Chan has already proved a valuable resource for the team&#8217;s core of emerging talent. &#8220;Coach Jackie is so great to have around,&#8221; said Andre Ethier, as youngsters Matt Kemp and James Loney nodded in agreement. &#8220;Having him and Joe Torre here has really helped.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The only thing I don&#8217;t really understand,&#8221; added Kemp, &#8220;Is why Coach Chan always calls me &#8216;grasshopper.&#8217;&#8221;
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here&#039;s an exciting addition to your list, Ward, via Joy of Sox: &lt;a href=&quot;http://joyofsox.blogspot.com/2008/03/good-news-coke-bottles-gone.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;those lame-ass Coke bottles&lt;/a&gt; atop Fenway&#039;s left field wall are history.

Apparently, some people are feeling nostalgic for them already. Since they were only put up a few years ago, however, that makes about as much sense as getting worked up over that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.artproductionsinc.com/clients/Hood/Hood-Day.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;old hideous Hood bottle&lt;/a&gt; in right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s an exciting addition to your list, Ward, via Joy of Sox: <a href="http://joyofsox.blogspot.com/2008/03/good-news-coke-bottles-gone.html" rel="nofollow">those lame-ass Coke bottles</a> atop Fenway&#8217;s left field wall are history.</p>
<p>Apparently, some people are feeling nostalgic for them already. Since they were only put up a few years ago, however, that makes about as much sense as getting worked up over that <a href="http://www.artproductionsinc.com/clients/Hood/Hood-Day.jpg" rel="nofollow">old hideous Hood bottle</a> in right.
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