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		<title>By: Nick Kapur</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick Kapur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, yeah, it really does seem like Tejada has been around forever! How could he have really been, even just notionally, only 32?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, yeah, it really does seem like Tejada has been around forever! How could he have really been, even just notionally, only 32?
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		<title>By: Jason Layne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason Layne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Orlando &quot;El Duque&quot; Hernandez is actually 58 years old and served as special deputy to Fidel Castro that was not shot as the sheriff was by Bob Marley.



It&#039;s amazing how you hate a guy when he plays for the Spankees and love him (even disabled) for them Amazin&#039; Mets...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Orlando &#8220;El Duque&#8221; Hernandez is actually 58 years old and served as special deputy to Fidel Castro that was not shot as the sheriff was by Bob Marley.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s amazing how you hate a guy when he plays for the Spankees and love him (even disabled) for them Amazin&#8217; Mets&#8230;
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We might also need to throw in &quot;big-bodied Texan.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We might also need to throw in &#8220;big-bodied Texan.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Paul Moro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul Moro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s also &quot;Country Strong&quot;. And &quot;Stick-to-it-tiveness&quot;. Otherwise, your list is impeccable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s also &#8220;Country Strong&#8221;. And &#8220;Stick-to-it-tiveness&#8221;. Otherwise, your list is impeccable.
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paul, you clearly overlooked other, well-defined intangibles. In addition to inner strength and fortitude, ten popular  intangibilities include:

1. Grit
2. Guttiness
3. Gamerishness
4. Clubhouse presence
5. Charisma
6. Leadership (for veterans)
7. Spark-pluggishness (for rookies)
8. Blue collar makeup
9. Heart
10. Nobility of mien</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paul, you clearly overlooked other, well-defined intangibles. In addition to inner strength and fortitude, ten popular  intangibilities include:</p>
<p>1. Grit<br />
2. Guttiness<br />
3. Gamerishness<br />
4. Clubhouse presence<br />
5. Charisma<br />
6. Leadership (for veterans)<br />
7. Spark-pluggishness (for rookies)<br />
8. Blue collar makeup<br />
9. Heart<br />
10. Nobility of mien
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		<title>By: Paul Moro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul Moro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Coley, I made it a point to address his &quot;inner strength and fortitude&quot;. Exactly how many more specific intangibles can one man possess???

Andrew, I&#039;m guessing that the card is now contoured to the shape of the man&#039;s arse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coley, I made it a point to address his &#8220;inner strength and fortitude&#8221;. Exactly how many more specific intangibles can one man possess???</p>
<p>Andrew, I&#8217;m guessing that the card is now contoured to the shape of the man&#8217;s arse.
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		<title>By: Andrew Ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m just wondering what that Mickey Mantle card he&#039;s had in his wallet for the last 45 years or so looks like about now....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m just wondering what that Mickey Mantle card he&#8217;s had in his wallet for the last 45 years or so looks like about now&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Coley Ward</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You totally ignored his intangibles! Damned statheads!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You totally ignored his intangibles! Damned statheads!
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Crystal is a gamer!</description>
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