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	<title>Comments on: Roger Clemens is the early front-runner for a Douchie.</title>
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		<title>By: The 2nd Annual Douchie Awards - Now Even Fresher &#124; umpbump.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>The 2nd Annual Douchie Awards - Now Even Fresher &#124; umpbump.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Clemens - How do you not know that hanging around 15-year old girls is totally [...]</description>
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		<title>By: melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This may put him over the top for the Lifetime Achievement &quot;Douchie.&quot;  A 28 year old man having a &quot;close&quot; friendship with a 15 year old girl is more than just awkward it&#039;s sick and disgusting.  This puts him right along R. Kelly in the pantheon of perverts.  This guy&#039;s ego is so huge that he thinks none of his dirty laundry is going to be aired when he decides to try and destroy someone else. It&#039;s quite obvious that he has lived his life in such a fashion that he doesn&#039;t think the rules apply to him.  I would also like to nominate his lawyer, Rusty Harden, for Best Supporting &quot;Douchie.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This may put him over the top for the Lifetime Achievement &#8220;Douchie.&#8221;  A 28 year old man having a &#8220;close&#8221; friendship with a 15 year old girl is more than just awkward it&#8217;s sick and disgusting.  This puts him right along R. Kelly in the pantheon of perverts.  This guy&#8217;s ego is so huge that he thinks none of his dirty laundry is going to be aired when he decides to try and destroy someone else. It&#8217;s quite obvious that he has lived his life in such a fashion that he doesn&#8217;t think the rules apply to him.  I would also like to nominate his lawyer, Rusty Harden, for Best Supporting &#8220;Douchie.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Andrew Ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This guy is unbelievable.  Yeah..he never had sexual relations with her...just like Bill never did with Monica.  How full of yourself do you have to be to put on the act that he does...amazing...Clemens is flaming out real fast.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy is unbelievable.  Yeah..he never had sexual relations with her&#8230;just like Bill never did with Monica.  How full of yourself do you have to be to put on the act that he does&#8230;amazing&#8230;Clemens is flaming out real fast.
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