Comments on: Write Your Own Caption: Touchy Feely http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/ In-your-face baseball commentary Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:49:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: sully http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55562 sully Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:33:52 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55562 Napoli: "hey coach, you take a look at his pants, something just isn't right." Garland: " coach, i know i've been snacking late at night, but do you think these pants make my hips look big?" Scioscia: "well it does feel like your retaining water but this is the problem right here, this seem is all wrong for you! This seem would make Otis Nixon or even Willie McGee look fat. Ohh and one more thing, lay off the midnight snacks chunks." Napoli: “hey coach, you take a look at his pants, something just isn’t right.”

Garland: ” coach, i know i’ve been snacking late at night, but do you think these pants make my hips look big?”

Scioscia: “well it does feel like your retaining water but this is the problem right here, this seem is all wrong for you! This seem would make Otis Nixon or even Willie McGee look fat. Ohh and one more thing, lay off the midnight snacks chunks.”

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55553 Lyndsay Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:54:53 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55553 "Just remember - the needle goes HERE." yes thats right, I went there “Just remember – the needle goes HERE.”

yes thats right, I went there

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]]> By: Brian http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55552 Brian Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:35:24 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55552 Scioscia: Is this how they did it on the southside Jon ? Garland: Omg, how did you know ? Scioscia: Is this how they did it on the southside Jon ?

Garland: Omg, how did you know ?

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]]> By: melissa http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55561 melissa Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:37:01 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55561 Gar: "I've got your rally monkey right here." Gar: “I’ve got your rally monkey right here.”

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]]> By: Coley Ward http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55560 Coley Ward Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:27:57 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55560 "Want to touch the hiney!" “Want to touch the hiney!”

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]]> By: Booj Noonan http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55559 Booj Noonan Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:59:07 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55559 Wow! That IS Downy soft! Wow! That IS Downy soft!

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]]> By: Dave S http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55558 Dave S Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:38:42 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55558 Hey! you cant listen to your IPOD while your picthing, I know its in there somewhere Hey! you cant listen to your IPOD while your picthing, I know its in there somewhere

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55557 Sarah Green Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:53:20 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55557 Scioscia: This uniform, what's it made from? Garland: I don't know, cotton? Scioscia: No. This is not cotton. Here, lemme see....Oh. Of course. Polyester! Napoli: So? Scioscia: I can't believe you're not playing in cotton. Garland: Well, this is what they give us. Scioscia: You know they used to make leisure suits out of this fabric? Napoli: You really think cotton's better? Scioscia: Of course! Alright, maybe I'll say something to Arte. Scioscia: This uniform, what’s it made from?

Garland: I don’t know, cotton?

Scioscia: No. This is not cotton. Here, lemme see….Oh. Of course. Polyester!

Napoli: So?

Scioscia: I can’t believe you’re not playing in cotton.

Garland: Well, this is what they give us.

Scioscia: You know they used to make leisure suits out of this fabric?

Napoli: You really think cotton’s better?

Scioscia: Of course! Alright, maybe I’ll say something to Arte.

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]]> By: yadda yadda http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55556 yadda yadda Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:26:47 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55556 Francisco was right. Those glute exercises are really paying off. Francisco was right. Those glute exercises are really paying off.

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]]> By: Andrew Ryan http://umpbump.com/press/2008/04/29/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/comment-page-1/#comment-55555 Andrew Ryan Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:07:37 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/write-your-own-caption-touchy-feely/#comment-55555 Scioscia: You gotta rub it right here Jon... this is where all the ladies like it Garland: Easy there Skip...I'm doing fine without your help Scioscia: You gotta rub it right here Jon… this is where all the ladies like it

Garland: Easy there Skip…I’m doing fine without your help

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