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	<title>Comments on: Write Your Own Caption: Padilla Shows Swisher Who&#8217;s Boss</title>
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		<title>By: Emma</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nick Swisher is obviously not gay.

But I think it&#039;s hilarious how everyone is referring to him as gay when there is a Jonas Brothers picture right below the description of the picture, hahaha.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick Swisher is obviously not gay.</p>
<p>But I think it&#8217;s hilarious how everyone is referring to him as gay when there is a Jonas Brothers picture right below the description of the picture, hahaha.
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		<title>By: sully</title>
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		<dc:creator>sully</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 02:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And thats where you&#039;ll find the T&#039;Aint.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And thats where you&#8217;ll find the T&#8217;Aint.
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 15:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We really should have tried to keep this relationship a secret.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We really should have tried to keep this relationship a secret.
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		<title>By: Tommy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tommy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 15:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?  I DON&#039;T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!&quot;

Oh, scratch that actually.  That&#039;s not funny at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?  I DON&#8217;T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh, scratch that actually.  That&#8217;s not funny at all.
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		<title>By: Will</title>
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		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 04:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now you know what last place smells like!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now you know what last place smells like!
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 08:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hold still, you getting this nookie!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hold still, you getting this nookie!
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		<title>By: Lyndsay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lyndsay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 04:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Swisher: &quot;for the last time, dude, this is NOT how the Nolan Ryan-Robin Ventura fight went down!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Swisher: &#8220;for the last time, dude, this is NOT how the Nolan Ryan-Robin Ventura fight went down!&#8221;
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		<title>By: Lyndsay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lyndsay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 04:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I still don&#039;t know how you and Pie are getting your nuts twisted around like that...I mean, I make a lot of web gems, but this is just ridiculous.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I still don&#8217;t know how you and Pie are getting your nuts twisted around like that&#8230;I mean, I make a lot of web gems, but this is just ridiculous.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 02:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Swisher: Just a little more to the left.



Padilla: Wow, it&#039;s really tight. Have you tried Pilates?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Swisher: Just a little more to the left.</p>
<p>Padilla: Wow, it&#8217;s really tight. Have you tried Pilates?
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		<title>By: Sooze</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sooze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 01:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This photo was snapped shortly before Nick Swisher&#039;s girlfriend dumped him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This photo was snapped shortly before Nick Swisher&#8217;s girlfriend dumped him.
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