Write Your Own Caption: Milton Bradley

Posted by Sarah Green on Monday May 12th 2008, 7:56 pm, filed in WYOC

Tagged: Matt Walbeck, milton-bradley, Rangers

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Sarah Green Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
“Down low!” shouted Milton Bradley as he rounded third base. But when third base coach Matt Walbeck held out his hand (pictured) for the low-five, Bradley jerked it away, crowing “YOU’RE TOO SLOW! Bahahahaa! Ahhh, that never gets old.”

The laughing Bradley then strained an oblique.
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coley Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
“The doctors told me whenever I feel the anger welling up inside, I should bend over, run around and slap things, and that should take care of it.”
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Ben Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Please don\’t tell anyone I just broke my back!
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Lynniemac Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
*Unseen spinner spins wheel*

“Okay, right hand, red.”
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Sarah Green Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Bradley: Gah! I lost a contact! Where is it? I can’t see it!

Walbeck: There! It’s right there!
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Suz Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Bradley: “Then you bend forward, like this… then back… then a SCUFF! to start the step again.”;

Walbeck: “Wow, the electric slide makes it possible for even white guys to dance. Boogiewoogiewoogie!”
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Jon L Says:
May 17th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Bradley: So, we’ll do the low-five then when I pass, you pounce, wrestle me to the ground and that’s me done for the next 6 months ok?
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